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I dated Madonna before she was famous.

Back then she was a prima donna.

What do you call self-centered and egotistical sleepwear?

Prima-jamas.

Two Intel operatives are on their way to meet a defector...

Two Spanish intelligence agents get word that a Portuguese agent wants to defect, so they set up a meeting with him. The Chief agent starts to walk into the room, when his partner, Juan Mendoza shouts " No! It's a trap, and pushes the Chief out of the way just before a bullet from the would be detec...

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