The elder statesman was giving his farewell speech.
"And when I die, bury my head in Central Pennsylvania, for that was where I had my brightest ideas. Bury my hands in Washington, D.C., for that was where I accomplished the most work. Bury my feet on the West Coast, for that was where I ran the hardest." Just then, a journalist interrupted, "Sir,...
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When is a statesman not a statesman?
When he's abroad.
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A statesman, a humanitarian and a narcissist walk into the White House.
The narcissist is still there.
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Finally an international statesman supports Prism
....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea.
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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
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Thanks to the tireless work of an elder statesman, possibly one of the most dignified and smartest people in the process, we are starting to normalize relations with North Korea
Let’s all give Dennis Rodman a big hand.
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Donald Trump recently met with Kim Jong-un
"It was very informative. I didn't understand everything this fat and delusive statesman was babbling about but I think I could learn a lot from his cruel camps", Kim Jong-un was quoted.
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