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Live Up To Jokes

Alligators can live up to 100 years...

Which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.

I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to live up to her name.

Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.

***I reposted because of typo in title.

What do you call an oil that doesn't live up to its standards?

A "Disapp-ointment."

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Blowjobs did not live up to my expectations.

They suck.

Aristotle, Plato and Socrates walk into a café during the decline of the greek empire.

Aristotle, Plato and Socrates walk into a café during the decline of the greek empire. The barista asks each of them why they think the empire is falling.

Aristotle gives a powerful speech about how the empire has failed to live up to its telos and deconstructs the very nature of what an em...

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