Alligators can live up to 100 years...

Which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.

I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to live up to her name.

Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.

***I reposted because of typo in title.

What do you call an oil that doesn't live up to its standards?

A "Disapp-ointment."

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Blowjobs did not live up to my expectations.

They suck.

I just read that a single ant can live to be 29 years old.

Anyone know how long the married ones live up to?

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