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Lifestyles Jokes

So for Christmas I asked my brother to switch our names and lifestyles for a week....

Little did he know I was waay up on Santa's naughty list

My girlfriend has started requesting ribbed, flavored, and glow-in-the-dark condoms instead of being satisfied with regular ones.

I can't keep up with the drastic changes in Lifestyles.

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I took this woman home from the bar and we were about to have sex...

So I pulled out a Lifestyles condom, and she said, "Ewww, where did you get that thing?"

I said, "I got it for free, they were handing them out at the bar."

She said, "Ewww, that's gross."

I said, "Well, that's where I got you!"

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Russian mafioso visits Italian mafioso

They talk about their lifestyles and Italian asks "Hey, do you have newest model of Mercedes?" No, I don't." Admits Russian. "Well, how can you call yourself mafioso if you don't. Russian fumes but doesn't say anything. "And does your house have three storeys?" "No, it does not." "Well, how can you ...

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Pierre Dumonte Wiffade was a French explorer and biologist....

Pierre Dumonte Wiffade was a French explorer and biologist who was, in 1792, considered one of the country’s chief ornithologists. Credited with discovering and describing over 200 different bird species, he spent most of his life hopping from island to island, describing the wildlife, and moving to...

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