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Russian mafioso visits Italian mafioso

They talk about their lifestyles and Italian asks "Hey, do you have newest model of Mercedes?" No, I don't." Admits Russian. "Well, how can you call yourself mafioso if you don't. Russian fumes but doesn't say anything. "And does your house have three storeys?" "No, it does not." "Well, how can you ...

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I took this woman home from the bar and we were about to have sex...

So I pulled out a Lifestyles condom, and she said, "Ewww, where did you get that thing?"

I said, "I got it for free, they were handing them out at the bar."

She said, "Ewww, that's gross."

I said, "Well, that's where I got you!"

My girlfriend has started requesting ribbed, flavored, and glow-in-the-dark condoms instead of being satisfied with regular ones.

I can't keep up with the drastic changes in Lifestyles.

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