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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, th...

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a ...

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I went to a prostitute and asked her if I could do her Greek style. "Sure" she said

So I fucked her in the ass and left without paying.
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My wife and I make love doggy style...

I sit up and beg, she lies down and plays dead.

Honey, I just bought these special olympic style condoms!

Husband- "Honey, I just bought these special olympic style condoms!"

Wife- "Olympic style condoms, what makes them so speical?"

Husband- "They come in 3 colors, Gold, Silver and Bronze."

Wife- "Oo, sweet. What color are you gonna wear tonight?"

Husband- "Gold ofc!"
...

My wife and I did it Doggy Style last night...

I sat up and begged, and she rolled over and played dead.

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Bartering Australian style

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VB beer cheap at the local supermarket.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home.
I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

S...

I was thinking of making a Groundhog Day style movie with Keanu Reeves as a teenager

Working title is john constant teen

I once paid a bee to style my hair.

But it only knew how to do a buzz cut.

Why do Canadians do it doggy style?

So they both can watch the hockey game.

I'd like to rent a pueblo style building and open a business selling photographic prints.

It will be called: Adobe Photo Shop

What's a demon's favorite handwriting style?

Cursive.

If you have trouble lasting long in bed, try doggy style,

Because 2 human minutes is 14 dog minutes!

What style of potato chips does Santa Claus like best?

Kringle Cut

What’s Captain Hook’s favorite style of comedy?

Deadpan

Everyone knows Harry Potter graduated from Hogwarts, but not many people know that Harry Styles failed to do so.

He was expelled after starting wand erection.

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New Style

Man: *Stops having sex.*

Woman: What are you doing?

Man: I saw this in a porn video once. It's called buffering.

Elephant in a fridge (what style of humour is this joke?)

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

(This is a 6 in 1 joke)
Person 1: You have 500 bricks. If you throw one off a plane, how many will you have left?
Person 2: 499.
Person 1: Correct!

Person 1: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Person 2: That’s not...

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My girlfriend wanted to try doggy style...

Apparently, slobbering all over her and dragging my ass along the carpet wasn't what she had in mind..

I asked my daughter why Harry Styles left his band to go solo.

She said he wanted to go a different direction.

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My girlfriend and I only ever have sex in the doggy style position

She said I misunderstood her when she told me she "likes it ruff"

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Had sex with the wife for 30 minutes doggy style

last night. That's about 4 minutes in human time.

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I’m working on a new Wordle-style puzzle game. It’s called Turdle.

I send you a picture of my poo, and you have six guesses to work out what I had for dinner last night.

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Based on statistics, the most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style

The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Why do Canadians do it doggy-style?

So they both can watch the hockey game.



(Told to me by my 11th grade English teacher, who should have known better. Shame on you, Mr. Avril.)

I just ordered a Chicago style pizza.

It started shooting as soon I opened the box.

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Introducing a new joke style: I wish all the ladies

This was a thing we used to do on my sea scout ship after competition. It's a rhyming couplet in the general style of

"I wish all the ladies
Were [XXXX]
And I'd be [YYYY]
And [sex pun]"

A few examples:

I wish all the ladies
Were winds on the sea
And I'd be the sa...

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Did you hear there is going to be a top 10 billboard style chart for porn?

What is this world cumming to?

I've developed my own style of martial arts that involves defenestration.

I call it Yeet Kune Do.

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"12 Days Of Christmas - Bayou Style"

Day 1 Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it
las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow
in the swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.


Day 2 Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but
all I got was two scrawny pigeon...

Where did Harry Styles go to school?

Watermelon Sugar High

What do you get when you cross a gladiatorial-style tournament with children?

The Younger Games

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one

"Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."

"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"

"Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."

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Favourite Sex Styles

Two cowboys were discussing about their favorite sex styles
Cowboy 1: My Favorite sex style is doggy style.
Cowboy 2: My favorite sex style is rodeo style.
Cowboy 1: Whats that?
Cowboy 2: Well it starts of just like doggy style.....then grasp her tits from behind and tell "this titties ...

How does a witch style her hair?

She uses scare spray

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Two men were discussing their favorite sex styles

Man 1: I usually go doggy style or cowgirl. It’s just the easiest for me.

Man 2: Then you never had it in machinists style. You gotta try that it’s the best.

Man 1: What do you do in the machinist style?

Man 2: Screw, nut and bolt.

What is Donald’s favorite car style ?

A Coupe

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Why do rednecks have sex only missionary style?

It's because YOU NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON FAMILY!!!

Ive noticed recently that I can guess what style of facial hair someone has behind their mask.

I think I might be hairvoyant

What is a penguin’s favorite dancing style?

Pole Dancing

My style of love making is just like jazz.

My style of lovemaking isn’t very popular.

A musician specializing in bowed string instruments who has a boring play style could be called 'a dull fiddler'.

Which is not so bad until you read it out loud.

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Jack Russle and Great Dane at the vets...

A Jack Russell and a Great Dane are in the waiting room at a vets...

JR: "Why are you here ?"

GD: "Fuck off."

JR: "No, come on, let's be friendly, we're both dogs, we don't want to be here, we should support each other,"

GD: "<sigh>"

JR: "I'll tell you why I'...

PSA: Hindsight is officially out of style

It's sooooo 2020.

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If your sexual experience would be reviewed in trip advisor style, what would it be?

Be the first to give a review

What is Quarantine's favorite style of music?

House.

Anyone want to help start a new conspiracy theory themed cafeteria style restaurant?

We’ll call it “Queue A Nom Nom”

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An attractive woman is sitting alone at the bar and sees a man with a military-style haircut sitting by himself at the other end, nursing his drink.

The woman notices that the man is looking glum and hasn't made any attempt to speak to anyone besides the barkeep. She takes a swig of liquid courage, saunters down the bar, and sits next to the man.

"Excuse me, sir, but are you a soldier? I couldn't help but notice your haircut!" The woman ...

If slow zombies like Walking Dead happened then I'm gonna need a lot of bullets. If 28 Days Later style Rage Virus zombies happen...

then I only need one bullet.

What's a poor artist's favourite style?

Baroque.

What is a rabbits favorite style of beer?

IPA because they have the most hops.

Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races?

Because it refuses to ketchup.

In my efforts to come up with a unique style of music, I tried to mesh together the elements of Jazz and Funk.

But it just sounded like junk.

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A man asks a farmer if he can work for a night's lodging and a meal.

Farmer gets a knock on his door, it's a man in his mid-thirties who looks like he's been traveling a while. The man asks if he could earn a meal and a place to stay for the night.

"Do you have any skills?" The farmer asks.

"Well, I do have a rare gift -- I can communicate with animals....

Q : "Do you the difference between 5 minutess of sodomy and 5 minutes of doggy style ? "

A : "No"
Q : "Do you have 10 minutes ?"

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She won't admit it, but I'm sure my wife's favorite sex position is "trick-dog style."

It's where I sit up and beg, then she rolls over and plays dead.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style.

I'm dreading it.

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Things to say, that won't get you the job. (Whose line: SFaH style)

"Now...i would like monday through saturday off..."

"So I have no clue why I'm here but it pays good right?"

"I need this job to pay for my weed, is that cool?"

A joke I wrote in the style of Mitch Hedberg...

I'm gonna change my name to 'marriage,' man.
That way, all those girls out there can be saving themselves for *me*!

A man moved to New York from India and he opened a lunch counter where he served traditional Indian foods and sandwiches to go. He decorated it in Indian style to remind him of his home city and hired his friends and neighbors from the old country to work there.

You might say he was setting up a little Delhi.

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I call my style of sex the fast and furious

I finish too fast and she gets furious.

Why Do Canadians Always Make Love Doggie-Style?

So they don't miss the hockey game.

...customer asked for Alabama Style Chicken Sandwich!

**Waitress:** ...in bread?

**Customer:** ... I'm not from around here!

How do you get to the after life in style?

You take a limbozine

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Did you hear about the black man whose hair style put ladies in the mood for love?

He has an afro-disiac

How do you make Alabama-style chicken?

Cook it over a dumpster fire and then serve it face down in a pool of its own blood.

Chicago style pizza changes you

I use to like New York style pizza

Till I tasted Chicago style pizza

Now, I love New York style pizza

So there was this king in Hawaii living in a straw thatch style palace whose hobby was collecting thrones...

Anytime some local carpenter created a new ornate chair, he had to have it for his collection. The guy was wild about them, it was his one true passion in life.

Well one day, lightning strikes during a thunderstorm and his palace burns down including his entire collection. He was crushed, ne...

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My boyfriend wants to do doggy style.

He's been on my ass about it all day.

Stephen kings writing style is...

Novel.

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I told my wife we'd have sex Star Wars style.

Forced through the Dark Side.

Just ordered Hong Kong style sweet and sour chicken from my local takeaway

4 police officers delivered it and fired tear gas through my front door.

I'm starting a band who will sing songs in the style of Boy George that publicly shame bad behavior and call for boycotts of questionable opinions...

...It's called Cancel Culture Club.

What do you call a style that puts you in a coma?

Anaesthetic

I made up a dad-style musician joke:

Q. What is Donald Trump's least favorite guitar chord?

A. G7

I went to a benihana-style bar on a plane.

The cook was a sky wokker.

What was Chip's favorite dance style?

Salsa.

A man walks into an old pub in Dublin, takes a seat at the bar and orders 3 pints.

After he is served he takes sips from them in turn and when all 3 glasses are finally empty he orders 3 more. The barkeeper, who has been watching him, has never seen such a weird style of drinking and says to the man: “You know when you leave a beer for too long it goes flat, so they would taste be...

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What does Harry Styles call his boner?

Wonder Erection.

Did you hear about the 70s style record company that burned down?

Yeah, it was a disc co. Inferno!

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Indian Style?

A Canadian Indian picks up a hooker.

'How much do you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

He says 'Do you do Indian style?'

'No' she says.

'I pay you $200 to do it Indian style'

'No', she says, not knowing what Indian style is.
...

Unfortunately my style of humour is reflected in the type of woman I attract.

Dry.

Generally speaking, there are three different styles of cancan dances, 'French Cancan', 'British Cancan', and 'American Cancan'. In my opinion, French Cancan dances are able to outperform American Cancan dances and American Cancan dances can also outperform British Cancan dances.

In other words, Cancan Cancan can can can can Cancan.

At first when you came in and ordered glass underwear I though it was a new style...

But now I can see your nuts

What did Louis CK call his style of management where he interacts with each employee on an individual basis?

Different Strokes for Different Folks

So I am opening an Italian style restaurant.

Every item on the menu is going to be medication themed.

I am gonna call it.... Big Parma.

My fourth grade teacher told the class to go outside and sit Indian style...

so I drank a bottle of vodka and passed out in the street.

Macauly Culkin took on a new style after his "Home Alone" days

He became a meth head actor

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Did you know that gorillas prefer doggy style?

It makes my job as an ape sperm collector a real pain in the ass.

I would call my style of humour "self-deprecating"...

But I'm not very good at it.

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