A man dies and is being greeted by the Devil at the gates of Hell. The Devil says âWelcome to Hell, sir, weâre here 24 hours a day to serve all your hedonistic needs!â The man, perplexed, says âOh really? I thought Hell was supposed to be a terrible place, where you are punished for all your sins!â
âOh no, thatâs just a big misunderstandingâ says the Devil. âThose religious folks just try to keep you scared so youâll behave, but itâs not like that at all.â âOh, well thatâs great!â says the man, starting to relax a bit.
âLet me show you around here,â the Devil says, and the two start ...
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So a British Sergeant is deported to Egypt...
And he is forced to live in a mudhut in a small village far from any civilization.
After a few weeks he realizes that he can't fight his sexual urges, but he's too much of a proper gentleman to masturbate. So turns to his servant and asks "My dear Achmed, I feel like my hedonistic urges are t...
A glutton, an adulterer, and a stoner are approaching the gates to heaven...
As the sinners stand at the gates, St. Peter addresses them each in turn.
To the glutton he says, "The excess food that you ate could have fed thousands of the poor and starving. You must endure 1,000 years of your sin, only then may you enter the kingdom of God." And so, the glutton found h...
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