A family suffering loss and injury in a tornado sent their small son to his aunts home for a visit, until they could arrange for other housing. After three days came this telegram: RETURNING TOM. SEND TORNADO.
Michael Jackson has the best parenting advice.
Just beat it.
Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes in Christmas wrapping paper. When your child misbehaves, toss one into the fire.
Parenting is easy, I swear
Whenever I say a bad word, I have to put a dollar in the swear jar, and at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad