Parenting is stressful! Parenting is a sacrifice, it’s exhausting, it’s expensive and at times it feels thankless but….
Eventually you die! -Jim Gaffigan
A family suffering loss and injury in a tornado sent their small son to his aunts home for a visit, until they could arrange for other housing. After three days came this telegram: RETURNING TOM. SEND TORNADO.
Michael Jackson has the best parenting advice.
Just beat it.
Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes in Christmas wrapping paper. When your child misbehaves, toss one into the fire.