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Attitudes Jokes

I’m so sick of Millennials and their attitudes….

Always walking around like they rent the place

Can do attitude

Scientists are developing a hybrid cantaloupe/honey dew. To succeed, they’ll need to have a can dew attitude.

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Women with no boobs have the worst attitudes.

You'd think they would have already gotten everything off their chests.

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Girls with no boobs really be having the worst attitudes

Like wtf I thought you already got everything off your chest.

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Have you heard the old one about a woman doing a survey on sexual attitudes?

She stops an airline pilot and asks him, amongst other things, when he last had sexual intercourse. He replies 1958. Now, knowing airline pilots, the researcher is surprised and queries this. Well, says the pilot, it's only 2110 now.

(Credit, John Cleese c. 1991)

My wife and I were talking about people's attitudes while we walked through the park.

She said, "What do you think of bigotries?"

I said, "I don't mind them. As long as they don't fall on me!"

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