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Pastime Jokes

Did you know that the state vegetable and official state pastime of Alabama are the same thing?

Pumpkin

What’s a conmans favorite pastime?

Phishing

What is Earth's favorite pastime?

Making fun of other planets for having no life.

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Deborah met with her friend Judy one Sunday afternoon, and Deborah began talking about her husband's new favorite pastime

"Oh yes," said Deborah with the grandest smile on her face, "everything has been so much better between Henry and I ever since he joined his 'Swingers Club'!"

Judy's utter shock forced her to spit out all the tea she was sipping on, and she tried to form a proper response as her mind became s...

Suicide bombing is one of my favorite pastimes.

Once you try it, you'll never go back.

I filled out a job application form. It asked for Hobbies and Pastimes ...

I put Football, Travel and 1939-1945.

What's a Tibet border guard's favourite pastime?

Chinese Checkers

TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes

Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor

What do you call a fish who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime?

An aficionado!

There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime.

It's way past it's time of being relevant.

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Simple Economics

SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISMYou hav...

Hunger Games.

Zimbabwe's favorite pastime.

A old man and his wife get into a car accident...

They both end up dying and going up to heaven. The man looks around and astounded at how beautiful it is up there. The weather is perfect and he can see that all of his friends are about to go play golf, one of his favorite pastimes. It's everything he could imagine and more.

A man in a white...

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Limericks

Pretend that America's pastime is limericks instead of baseball. So two men, Earl P. Erickson, a Harvard graduate and valedictorian, and Billy Steaz, who dropped out of highschool as a senior. These bright men were in a competition for limericks. They had been in a even field for two days, neither b...

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An elderly couple from Ohio are planning their 40th anniversary...

The couple, who were rabid basketball fans, had used the last 39 years to have an annual foray into their shared passion for the NBA. They went to games when they could, had gone to the Basketball Hall of Fame (four times so far), but usually just celebrated by getting each other neat collector's i...

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