Why did the conspiracy oriented astronaut end up getting vaccinated?

He wanted to experience what 5G felt like

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Hey girl, are you an object-oriented programming language?

Because you've got class.

What is the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

What did the recently-retired, yet still creative, former pirate major in, while attending his local community college's adult oriented night school's "Pheonix" program?

Botany

My math-oriented co-worker just broke this one out

A man stumbles upon a frog while walking home. While looking at the frog, it starts to speak to him.

"Hello!", it says, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful woman!"

The man smiles, puts the frog into his pocket and continues on his way. A few hours later, he hears the voice of...

If you spun an Oriental guy around and round...

Would he become _disoriented?_

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A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they found a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish and a Star of David on the wall.

Pointing to the first drawing, the head of the team declared: 'This indicates that these people were family oriented and held women in high position. The donkey shows that they were intelligent enough to use animals to till the soil. The shovel means that they were able to forge tools. Even further ...

I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks

"I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it." - Mr. Manager


Cordially,

Mrs. Team Lead

What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time?

They become disoriented.

Why do women prefer Java to C?

Java is object-oriented.

I don't get why incest jokes aren't popular.

They're all family oriented

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Cave Excavation

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in their order of appearance:

1. a woman
2. a donkey
3. a shovel
4. a fish
5. a Star of David

They decided that this...

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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Apple scraps a new product...

I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that "ITouch Kids" is not a good product name.

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