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Themed Jokes

I was in a new IT themed restaurant the other day...

When I walked in I could see the place decorated like the inside of a computer. The tables looked like motherboards, the placemats looked like keyboards, and the glasses looked like giant USB sticks. The host was there to greet me and he was dressed in the usual "nerd" attire - glasses, pocket prote...
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I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer...
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I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said she wanted a Monkees-themed wedding.

Then I saw her face.
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Jamaican guy gets invited to an emotion themed fancy dress party (terrible joke I liked when I was younger)

People start arriving before him, first is Sally who knocks on the door dressed head to toe in blue, with tear drops inked on her face. "Ah Sally nice costume, you are clearly sadness, come on in and get yourself a drink."

Next up is Andy, who knocks on the door dressed head to toe in red, wi...

Joke Request: Any Kid Friendly Pony Themed Knock Knock Jokes?

Hey r/Jokes,



My 2 year old daughter recently learned about knock knock jokes and she LOVES them! However, she keeps adamantly asking for a good knock knock joke about ponies, but I can't find any anywhere. Can anyone help me find a good kid friendly knock knock joke about ponies? I...
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Thinking about opening a bondage themed sandwich shop

Call that BLTDSM
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Did you hear about that new heavy metal themed sandwich shop?

It's called Pantera Bread
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I’m opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant

It’ll be called, “Udon, know how it feels”

My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party,

So I made her and all her friends clean the house.
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Me and the wife went to a bankrobber-themed fancy dress party last night.

Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
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I want to open an Aerosmith-themed mexican restaurant

...and call it 'Guac This Way'
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I was going to make a Tom Cruise themed restaurant but decided against it.

It would be risky business
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What do you call a Star Wars themed bubble tea party?

A Boba Fête
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I'm really looking forward to the world Cup themed McDonald's burger.

The Qatar pounder
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What do you call a Monty Python-themed nightclub?

The CopaCaerbannog
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During a history-themed comedy roast night, we couldn't decide whether to roast each other as ancient Roman gods or ancient Egyptian gods.

In the end, we agreed to diss a Greek.
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Why Russian movies and series are mostly WWII themed?

They don't have to spend a single kopeika on props and decorations
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TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a food themed costume orgy.

Obligatory didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago, me and my girlfriend decided to spice up our relationship by going to an orgy. A mutual friend of ours gave us the adress, and told us to wear costumes. I was broccoli, my girlfriend was a tomato.

When we arrived, the door was unlocked. Th...
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What is a Halloween themed Fleshlight called?

A Jackoff-lantern.

I used to use a Halloween themed dating app

I left because I kept getting ghosted.
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I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.

I am going to call it Boba Fetish.
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I'm going to open a Scottish themed strip club...

I'm going to call it haggis, nips and titties

Two crocodile themed cars were driving right behind eachother.

They were tailgators
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I'm thinking of opening a racist-themed bakery...

...and I'm planning of naming it the " Cake Cake Cake".
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Just bought a Jehovah Witness themed advent calendar,

behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!
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The owners of a 'Happy Days' themed restaurant are being investigated for fraud for paying existing investors with new investors money.

Experts are referring to it as the world first Fonzie Scheme.
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My friend has a vegetable-themed bakery

What a spud-muffin
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My husband told me I could choose the name he'd paint on the back of his new boat with the condition it be nautical themed. So I named it...

For Sail.
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I'm starting a Christmas themed thrash band.

Thinking of calling it Sleigher.
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Please enjoy my best ever Star Wars themed joke...

Irving was proud of his daughter Faith. She was the prettiest, smartest, most charming girl in all the Empire. And when Faith was asked to attend the Winter Gala by Conan Antonio, Irving was justifiably pleased, for Conan was a well-decorated and many-times-promoted military man of great respect....
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Fortnite are releasing a marvel themed battle pack.

Can’t wait to get my hands on that Thor-skin.
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A pee themed pickup line

Normally you’re a 4 or 5, but damn girl, when you’re peeing, urinate
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How do your organize a space-themed party?

You planet
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I went to a Superman themed nightclub.

Everyone looked really fly...

but there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.
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We're having a Brexit themed Christmas.

Everyone says what they want but nobody ends up getting it.
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I'm in a Medieval-themed metal band

We're called "Bards of Prey."
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Two of my married (to each other) geeky friends enjoy couples-themed cosplay.

Every convention I see them in different outfits. One year it was Doctor McCoy and Nurse Chapel. The next they went as Luke and Leia. Then they went as the 4th Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith.

Well, the lady had a baby after that. The next time I saw them, He was dressed up as Number 6 Patr...
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What do you call it when robots organize an African themed party?

BotsWanna Party
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Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward?

They lack good icebreakers!
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I am thinking about opening a dungeons and dragons themed vacation rental...

I’m going to call it Air D&D
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I want to make a lord of the rings themed metal band called

Nightmare on helms deep
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Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing?

They’re gonna call it the ayePhone
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My girlfriend wants a lumber themed breast tattoo

“Seems like it would be ugly, wooden tit?”
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An Australian visits a chess-themed restaurant

Once he finishes, he calls to his waiter,
"Checkmate."
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I went to my retro themed grad party last year...

It was a stereotypical grad party themed around the days of old. Everyone wore old clothes and had classic American food. The music was old too


First was the "Twist", and only a few people were dancing on the floor

The next song was "Jump" and the majority of the people were jumpin...
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Anyone want to help start a new conspiracy theory themed cafeteria style restaurant?

We’ll call it “Queue A Nom Nom”
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What do you call a Black Panther themed condom?

A Wacondom.
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My uncle opened a clown themed restaurant.

It didn’t do very well though, customers kept saying the food tasted funny.
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So there was a 70's themed club playing 2000's music

When a man walked with a gun and fired a few rounds into the air, but nothing changed


Because there was already panic at the disco
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What did the Greek philosopher name his religious themed screen printing shop in France.

Sacre' T's
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An Australian person went to a chess themed restaurant.

After finishing his meal, he asked the server, “could I get my check mate?”
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What is Bill Cosby’s favorite Peter Pan themed cereal?

Roofie-Os
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What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN themed trophy?

A box of uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside.
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I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant...

The burgers are chewy
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Just got back from an r/jokes themed party.

It was terrible. Almost everyone was a twin or a triplet so it felt like I kept bumping into the same people over and over, and whenever somebody knocked on the door everyone just asked who it was rather than actually answering it. To top it off, when after waiting 45 minutes I finally got to the f...

I went to a Abba themed bar last night

The toilet was like a maze

What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to
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Tried out a horror themed Grindr app the other night...

It gave me the willies.

I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out.

They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.
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I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year....

I didn't open any of the doors.
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The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women’s lingerie.

But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.

(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)
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A guys arrive at a "Mood" themed party...

He has cut a hole in a pear and is wearing it on his penis. The host answers the door, his penis in a carton of custard.
"What the hell are you dressed as?" asks the host.
"I'm deep in dis-pear!" says the guest. "Well I'm fucking dis-custard" says the host, shaking his head.

We're having a Jamaican themed hair day at work this Friday

I'm dreading it already
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Two Mathematicians walk into a Reddit themed bar...

The bartender says: "We don't really get your kind 'round here."

One of the math wizards replies: "Mathematicians?"

To which the bartender replies: "No, math jokes."
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My friend successfully guessed the first present I'd got him for his Cuban themed party, but not the second present.

Clothes but no cigar.
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Victoria’s Secret is having a Janet Jackson themed sale for the Holidays

All bras are half off
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The hobbits Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, sat in Fangorn Forest to hear the first annual post-Sauron "Ent Comedy Jam" .... (An original LOTR-themed meta-joke for you.)

The hobbits Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, sat in Fangorn Forest to hear the first annual post-Sauron "Ent Comedy Jam."

With them was Gandalf, returned from over Sea with Frodo in tow just for the occasion. No one in living memory – at least now that the elves were all in the Undying Lands to...
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[Request] What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is:


"There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep.

He gives me the willies."

I was at a Lord Of The Rings themed disco last night.

It was Mordor on the dance-floor.
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I'm opening a tennis themed bar...

I'm calling it "First Come, First Served"
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I heard Dave Grohl is making a new misogynistic otaku themed band

They're called the Wai-Foo Fighters
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What do you call a math-themed event organized by Casey Neistat?

A vlogarithmic function
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Have you heard about the Mother and Son themed Kama Sutra?

It's called "Oediple Arrangements."
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They're building a Flinstones themed pub in Abu Dhabi...

The Abu Dhabi Yabba Dabba Doo Bar
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Why did the tomato blush? (I need other food grocery themed jokes too please!)

Because he saw the salad dressing! I am a cashier at a grocery store and need new food themed jokes! Please and thank you so much!!! I love you reddit fam happy new year!
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I will be doing some themed jokes from now on. Theme 1: Business

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer.
Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, "What do you have for collateral? "
The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant.
Mr. Paddywack looks at the e...

I went to a Star Wars themed bar yesterday

They served everything in solo cups
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I got my wife a nice collection of themed gifts for our anniversary

I just need to figure out how to present them
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I'm thinking about starting up a neurodivergent, mermaid-themed parody band of AC/DC. It's gonna be called

OCD Sea
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I just started a pirate themed band with my friends, but we're having trouble writing songs for it

All we seem to be able to write are the hooks
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[Doctor Who themed] Why was Sylvester McCoy afraid of Paul McGann

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston
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I discovered a Star Wars themed sex technique...

I call it the Hands Solo

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My friend's throwing a fancy dress party themed around period attire...

I'm going dressed as a tampon

What do you call a shy Hispanic man at a cowboy themed party?

A Mexican stand off.
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