I want to make a lord of the rings themed metal band called

Nightmare on helms deep

Anyone want to help start a new conspiracy theory themed cafeteria style restaurant?

We’ll call it “Queue A Nom Nom”

My friend has a vegetable-themed bakery

What a spud-muffin

I am thinking about opening a dungeons and dragons themed vacation rental...

I’m going to call it Air D&D

The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night.

Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.

Two of my married (to each other) geeky friends enjoy couples-themed cosplay.

Every convention I see them in different outfits. One year it was Doctor McCoy and Nurse Chapel. The next they went as Luke and Leia. Then they went as the 4th Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith.

Well, the lady had a baby after that. The next time I saw them, He was dressed up as Number 6 Patr...

What did the Greek philosopher name his religious themed screen printing shop in France.

Sacre' T's

Please enjoy my best ever Star Wars themed joke...

Irving was proud of his daughter Faith. She was the prettiest, smartest, most charming girl in all the Empire. And when Faith was asked to attend the Winter Gala by Conan Antonio, Irving was justifiably pleased, for Conan was a well-decorated and many-times-promoted military man of great respect....

Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween?

To scare people who are claustrophobic

The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women’s lingerie.

But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.

(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)

My sister wanted a Cinderella themed party,

So I invited all her friends and made them clean my house.

There once was a farmer...

There once was a farmer whose five quintuplet teenage daughters were going on dates at the same time.

"As soon as your dates arrive," said the farmer, "1 will talk to them personally. If I don't like them, I will shoot them."

Just then, a knock was heard at the door. The farmer answere...

Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party?

He wanted something a little more Loki.

TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a food themed costume orgy.

Obligatory didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago, me and my girlfriend decided to spice up our relationship by going to an orgy. A mutual friend of ours gave us the adress, and told us to wear costumes. I was broccoli, my girlfriend was a tomato.

When we arrived, the door was unlocked. Th...

How do your organize a space-themed party?

You planet

I went to a Superman themed nightclub.

Everyone looked really fly...

but there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.

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What is a Halloween themed Fleshlight called?

A Jackoff-lantern.

I’ve started a Harry Potter themed food blog.

Fantastic Feasts and Where to Find Them

I'm starting a Christmas themed thrash band.

Thinking of calling it Sleigher.

What do you call a group of western bars themed around urns into which you spit that are decorated with picture of Inklings?

A Splatoon spittoon saloon platoon

I'm thinking about starting up a neurodivergent, mermaid-themed parody band of AC/DC. It's gonna be called

OCD Sea

I made a pot themed roller coaster

It’s called “The Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed”

I went to my retro themed grad party last year...

It was a stereotypical grad party themed around the days of old. Everyone wore old clothes and had classic American food. The music was old too


First was the "Twist", and only a few people were dancing on the floor

The next song was "Jump" and the majority of the people were jumpin...

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Bill Cosby, Kevin Spacey, and Harvey Weinstein are planning to make a new Star Wars themed porno

Should be easy considering they have already mastered sex by Force

I'm in a Medieval-themed metal band

We're called "Bards of Prey."

We're having a Brexit themed Christmas.

Everyone says what they want but nobody ends up getting it.

What do you call a basic girl in potato themed lingerie

A Tator-Thot

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Just bought a Jehovah Witness themed advent calendar,

behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

So there was a 70's themed club playing 2000's music

When a man walked with a gun and fired a few rounds into the air, but nothing changed


Because there was already panic at the disco

I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night..

Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!

What is Bill Cosby’s favorite Peter Pan themed cereal?

Roofie-Os

I've got a great idea for a NBA themed Fast Food restaurant. I call it...

Shake-Shaq

What do you call a Black Panther themed condom?

A Wacondom.

Rhonda in the pub

Rhonda wandered down to her local public house, for one of their themed dining nights.

Tonight was Chiili, paired with either rum , absinthe or gin. As she entered, she encountered the fragrant aroma of spicy beef and beans, although there was also the faint undernotes of an aroma associated...

What do you call a Star Wars themed all you can eat restaurant?

Bo-buffet

A pee themed pickup line

Normally you’re a 4 or 5, but damn girl, when you’re peeing, urinate

I threw a camouflage themed party last week.

No one showed up.

Game of Thrones Themed: "Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Arya who?"

"Arya gonna let me in? Winter is comin'!"

I'm a new dad ...I think this whole dad joke thing is inevitable.

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Tried out a horror themed Grindr app the other night...

It gave me the willies.

Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day?

It's called Sosumi.

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Just got back from an r/jokes themed party.

It was terrible. Almost everyone was a twin or a triplet so it felt like I kept bumping into the same people over and over, and whenever somebody knocked on the door everyone just asked who it was rather than actually answering it. To top it off, when after waiting 45 minutes I finally got to the f...

[NSFW] I don't know what I was expecting when I went to the new Pink Floyd themed glory hole...

...after all you're just another prick in the wall!

Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing?

They’re gonna call it the ayePhone

I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year....

I didn't open any of the doors.

I was at a Lord Of The Rings themed disco last night.

It was Mordor on the dance-floor.

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I had an odd hunch that my brother would watch horror-themed clown porn in the park. So i bought a pair of binoculars with a 5280 feet capability, and used them to view his usual bench from afar. When he finally sat down and pulled out his phone, my suspicions were confirmed

I saw It cumming from a mile away

An Australian person went to a chess themed restaurant.

After finishing his meal, he asked the server, “could I get my check mate?”

Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward?

They lack good icebreakers!

3 celebrities are going to a costume party. They decided to have musician themed costumes.

Tom Cruise says, "I'll be Mozart." Robert Downey Jr. day's "I'll be Beethoven." Arnold Swarznegger says, "I'll be Bach."

I just started a pirate themed band with my friends, but we're having trouble writing songs for it

All we seem to be able to write are the hooks

I went to a Abba themed bar last night

The toilet was like a maze

What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to

What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN themed trophy?

A box of uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside.

What do you call a math-themed event organized by Casey Neistat?

A vlogarithmic function

I heard Dave Grohl is making a new misogynistic otaku themed band

They're called the Wai-Foo Fighters

A group of lads go out for a night and then go to a cowboy themed bar.

When they go in they see that the bar has installed a spinning bull. They all have a go and the bull spins them around and they all fall off within 30 seconds.Up steps paddy and he jumps on the bull and he stays on for 10 minutes before falling off . The rest of the lads ask how he managed to stay o...

Someone should make a breakfast themed parody of Eminem's movie

It would be called "Oat-Mile"

My uncle opened a clown themed restaurant.

It didn’t do very well though, customers kept saying the food tasted funny.

I got my wife a nice collection of themed gifts for our anniversary

I just need to figure out how to present them

I've been trying to sell a rap themed shirt with the greatest disses of all time on it, but apparently it's not selling well.

I'll have to up the discount.

Why did the tomato blush? (I need other food grocery themed jokes too please!)

Because he saw the salad dressing! I am a cashier at a grocery store and need new food themed jokes! Please and thank you so much!!! I love you reddit fam happy new year!

What do you call it when a person sees a Christmas-themed commercial and then goes on a rant about the over-commercialization of the holiday?

An Ad Vent!

What do you call a shy Hispanic man at a cowboy themed party?

A Mexican stand off.

What do you call a Vietnamese themed restaurant that only serves Indian food in Chinese take out containers?

PhoCurry.

Have you heard about the Mother and Son themed Kama Sutra?

It's called "Oediple Arrangements."

[Doctor Who themed] Why was Sylvester McCoy afraid of Paul McGann

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston

Have you heard of the new republican themed condom that is taking off?

It's extremely thin skinned and very sensitive

I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant...

The burgers are chewy

Did you hear about the Catholic Sister who opened a Breaking Bad themed Asian restaurant?

She is the Nun who Woks.

We're having a Jamaican themed hair day at work this Friday

I'm dreading it already

Beyonce held an exclusive, no pants themed, female-only party at her mansion last night!

It was the who's who of hoo-hoos.

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A guys arrive at a "Mood" themed party...

He has cut a hole in a pear and is wearing it on his penis. The host answers the door, his penis in a carton of custard.
"What the hell are you dressed as?" asks the host.
"I'm deep in dis-pear!" says the guest. "Well I'm fucking dis-custard" says the host, shaking his head.

What do you call a Star Wars themed all men's acapella group?

The Treble Bass

Two Mathematicians walk into a Reddit themed bar...

The bartender says: "We don't really get your kind 'round here."

One of the math wizards replies: "Mathematicians?"

To which the bartender replies: "No, math jokes."

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