I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!

I was hooking up with a girl when I asked to do Disney themed role-play

She agreed, so I gave her a blue fairy costume and I got into my most comfortable lederhosen

After a bit of foreplay, I undressed and asked her to grant my wish of being a real man

Looking down at me she said “Your wish may be granted because I can see quite plainly that you’ve been te...

What do you call a hentai-themed band?

My tentacle romance.

My friend successfully guessed the first present I'd got him for his Cuban themed party, but not the second present.

Clothes but no cigar.

I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out.

They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.

I'm thinking of opening a racist-themed bakery...

...and I'm planning of naming it the " Cake Cake Cake".

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A man goes to hell...

A man dies and goes to the hell. As usual, he gets a tour from the devil to know, where he actually came to.

They visit a first room with many tables and people are playing all the card games in a big style.
The man asks, what is going on and the devil explains: "Those are people, who got ...

What do you call it when robots organize an African themed party?

BotsWanna Party

I want to make a lord of the rings themed metal band called

Nightmare on helms deep

Most Star Trek fans aren't big into poetry, so I knew that writing and publishing a book of Trek-themed poems would be risky but rewarding.

The project had its prose and Khans.

Anyone want to help start a new conspiracy theory themed cafeteria style restaurant?

We’ll call it “Queue A Nom Nom”

My friend has a vegetable-themed bakery

What a spud-muffin

I am thinking about opening a dungeons and dragons themed vacation rental...

I’m going to call it Air D&D

Two of my married (to each other) geeky friends enjoy couples-themed cosplay.

Every convention I see them in different outfits. One year it was Doctor McCoy and Nurse Chapel. The next they went as Luke and Leia. Then they went as the 4th Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith.

Well, the lady had a baby after that. The next time I saw them, He was dressed up as Number 6 Patr...

The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night.

Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.

What did the Greek philosopher name his religious themed screen printing shop in France.

Sacre' T's

Please enjoy my best ever Star Wars themed joke...

Irving was proud of his daughter Faith. She was the prettiest, smartest, most charming girl in all the Empire. And when Faith was asked to attend the Winter Gala by Conan Antonio, Irving was justifiably pleased, for Conan was a well-decorated and many-times-promoted military man of great respect....

My sister wanted a Cinderella themed party,

So I invited all her friends and made them clean my house.

Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween?

To scare people who are claustrophobic

Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party?

He wanted something a little more Loki.

TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a food themed costume orgy.

Obligatory didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago, me and my girlfriend decided to spice up our relationship by going to an orgy. A mutual friend of ours gave us the adress, and told us to wear costumes. I was broccoli, my girlfriend was a tomato.

When we arrived, the door was unlocked. Th...

Fortnite are releasing a marvel themed battle pack.

Can’t wait to get my hands on that Thor-skin.

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What is a Halloween themed Fleshlight called?

A Jackoff-lantern.

I’ve started a Harry Potter themed food blog.

Fantastic Feasts and Where to Find Them

I went to a Superman themed nightclub.

Everyone looked really fly...

but there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.

I'm thinking about starting up a neurodivergent, mermaid-themed parody band of AC/DC. It's gonna be called

OCD Sea

I'm starting a Christmas themed thrash band.

Thinking of calling it Sleigher.

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Just bought a Jehovah Witness themed advent calendar,

behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

I made a pot themed roller coaster

It’s called “The Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed”

I went to my retro themed grad party last year...

It was a stereotypical grad party themed around the days of old. Everyone wore old clothes and had classic American food. The music was old too


First was the "Twist", and only a few people were dancing on the floor

The next song was "Jump" and the majority of the people were jumpin...

What do you call a basic girl in potato themed lingerie

A Tator-Thot

I'm in a Medieval-themed metal band

We're called "Bards of Prey."

We're having a Brexit themed Christmas.

Everyone says what they want but nobody ends up getting it.

I've got a great idea for a NBA themed Fast Food restaurant. I call it...

Shake-Shaq

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I once attended a 50s music themed table tennis festival in a far east country, hosted by an Asian dictator where all the participants were dressed as famous movie gorillas...

It was Kim Jongs Honk Kong Honky Tonk King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong

I'll see myself out.

There once was a farmer...

There once was a farmer whose five quintuplet teenage daughters were going on dates at the same time.

"As soon as your dates arrive," said the farmer, "1 will talk to them personally. If I don't like them, I will shoot them."

Just then, a knock was heard at the door. The farmer answere...

What do you call a Star Wars themed all you can eat restaurant?

Bo-buffet

My girlfriend wants a lumber themed breast tattoo

“Seems like it would be ugly, wooden tit?”

Victoria’s Secret is having a Janet Jackson themed sale for the Holidays

All bras are half off

What do you call a Black Panther themed condom?

A Wacondom.

What is Bill Cosby’s favorite Peter Pan themed cereal?

Roofie-Os

I threw a camouflage themed party last week.

No one showed up.

Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing?

They’re gonna call it the ayePhone

Game of Thrones Themed: "Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Arya who?"

"Arya gonna let me in? Winter is comin'!"

I'm a new dad ...I think this whole dad joke thing is inevitable.

A pee themed pickup line

Normally you’re a 4 or 5, but damn girl, when you’re peeing, urinate

Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day?

It's called Sosumi.

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Tried out a horror themed Grindr app the other night...

It gave me the willies.

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Just got back from an r/jokes themed party.

It was terrible. Almost everyone was a twin or a triplet so it felt like I kept bumping into the same people over and over, and whenever somebody knocked on the door everyone just asked who it was rather than actually answering it. To top it off, when after waiting 45 minutes I finally got to the f...

I just started a pirate themed band with my friends, but we're having trouble writing songs for it

All we seem to be able to write are the hooks

Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward?

They lack good icebreakers!

I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year....

I didn't open any of the doors.

An Australian person went to a chess themed restaurant.

After finishing his meal, he asked the server, “could I get my check mate?”

I was at a Lord Of The Rings themed disco last night.

It was Mordor on the dance-floor.

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I had an odd hunch that my brother would watch horror-themed clown porn in the park. So i bought a pair of binoculars with a 5280 feet capability, and used them to view his usual bench from afar. When he finally sat down and pulled out his phone, my suspicions were confirmed

I saw It cumming from a mile away

I heard Dave Grohl is making a new misogynistic otaku themed band

They're called the Wai-Foo Fighters

A group of lads go out for a night and then go to a cowboy themed bar.

When they go in they see that the bar has installed a spinning bull. They all have a go and the bull spins them around and they all fall off within 30 seconds.Up steps paddy and he jumps on the bull and he stays on for 10 minutes before falling off . The rest of the lads ask how he managed to stay o...

Why did the tomato blush? (I need other food grocery themed jokes too please!)

Because he saw the salad dressing! I am a cashier at a grocery store and need new food themed jokes! Please and thank you so much!!! I love you reddit fam happy new year!

I went to a Abba themed bar last night

The toilet was like a maze

What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to

What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN themed trophy?

A box of uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside.

My uncle opened a clown themed restaurant.

It didn’t do very well though, customers kept saying the food tasted funny.

Someone should make a breakfast themed parody of Eminem's movie

It would be called "Oat-Mile"

I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant...

The burgers are chewy

I've been trying to sell a rap themed shirt with the greatest disses of all time on it, but apparently it's not selling well.

I'll have to up the discount.

I got my wife a nice collection of themed gifts for our anniversary

I just need to figure out how to present them

What do you call it when a person sees a Christmas-themed commercial and then goes on a rant about the over-commercialization of the holiday?

An Ad Vent!

Have you heard about the Mother and Son themed Kama Sutra?

It's called "Oediple Arrangements."

What do you call a shy Hispanic man at a cowboy themed party?

A Mexican stand off.

What do you call a Vietnamese themed restaurant that only serves Indian food in Chinese take out containers?

PhoCurry.

[Doctor Who themed] Why was Sylvester McCoy afraid of Paul McGann

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston

Have you heard of the new republican themed condom that is taking off?

It's extremely thin skinned and very sensitive

We're having a Jamaican themed hair day at work this Friday

I'm dreading it already

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A guys arrive at a "Mood" themed party...

He has cut a hole in a pear and is wearing it on his penis. The host answers the door, his penis in a carton of custard.
"What the hell are you dressed as?" asks the host.
"I'm deep in dis-pear!" says the guest. "Well I'm fucking dis-custard" says the host, shaking his head.

Two Mathematicians walk into a Reddit themed bar...

The bartender says: "We don't really get your kind 'round here."

One of the math wizards replies: "Mathematicians?"

To which the bartender replies: "No, math jokes."

Beyonce held an exclusive, no pants themed, female-only party at her mansion last night!

It was the who's who of hoo-hoos.

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[Request] What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is:


"There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep.

He gives me the willies."

TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content.

But Stranger Things have happened.

My friend has been working on an Al Gore-themed dancing game

I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.

What do you call a Star Wars themed all men's acapella group?

The Treble Bass

Did you hear about the episode concept for Doctor Who where The Doctor accidentally falls into a food themed alternative dimension?

He was attacked by The Garlics

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My friend's throwing a fancy dress party themed around period attire...

I'm going dressed as a tampon

I don't get all these themed weddings you see now a days

My wife and I have just been invited to a Game of thrones themed wedding. Where the hell do I find 'formal chain mail'? And do you know how expensive it is staying in a castle!
My friend keeps telling me how much fun it's going to be. Think about what it's going to be like when everyone is dres...

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