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I knew this girl, pretty ugly,(kind of a dog), but she always had a fashionable wardrobe.

She was a woof, in chic clothing.

Why are LGBT people so fashionable?

Because they spent a lot of time in the closet

4 religious women were chatting

First woman mentions her son:

-My son is a priest, whenever he enters a community, people stand up and call him, "Father, welcome"

The second woman doesn't seem impressed:

-My son is a bishop, people call him "Your excellency" when he is in a community.

The third woman ta...

What did they call the guy who sold several fashionable hat companies for an incredibly large sum of money?

A multi-milliner.

How would you describe me?

**Wife:** “How would you describe me?”

**Husband:** “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

**Wife:** “What does that mean?”

**Husband:** “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

**Wife:** “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

**Husband:** “I’m just ...

What fashionable shoes do ninjas wear to the anesthesiologist?

Numb Chucks.

Where do fashionable ghosts shop?

Bootiques.

What do fashionable ducks use to make s'mores?

Glam Quackers

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

What do you call a fashionable subway system

Metro

I know skinny jeans are fashionable...

But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off

Colleague said "I used to be the most fashionable chick in my batch in college!"

To which "What changed after college?" Is not the apt reply.

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What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?

Glamurai

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