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Why are LGBT people so fashionable?

Because they spent a lot of time in the closet

I knew this girl, pretty ugly,(kind of a dog), but she always had a fashionable wardrobe.

She was a woof, in chic clothing.

A woman was admitted to the hospital.....

for heart surgery. At this time, the Grim Reaper came and stood beside her. The lady said, "Am I going to die today? " Reaper said, "No. You'll live for another 30 years. "

The lady thought, "If I only live another 30 years, I may as well live lavishly. She got her teeth fixed, her hair trans...

What did they call the guy who sold several fashionable hat companies for an incredibly large sum of money?

A multi-milliner.

4 religious women were chatting

First woman mentions her son:

-My son is a priest, whenever he enters a community, people stand up and call him, "Father, welcome"

The second woman doesn't seem impressed:

-My son is a bishop, people call him "Your excellency" when he is in a community.

The third woman ta...

What fashionable shoes do ninjas wear to the anesthesiologist?

Numb Chucks.

What do fashionable ducks use to make s'mores?

Glam Quackers

Where do fashionable ghosts shop?

Bootiques.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

What do you call a fashionable paraplegic?

A trendsitter.

I know skinny jeans are fashionable...

But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off

Colleague said "I used to be the most fashionable chick in my batch in college!"

To which "What changed after college?" Is not the apt reply.

How would you describe me?

**Wife:** “How would you describe me?”

**Husband:** “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

**Wife:** “What does that mean?”

**Husband:** “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

**Wife:** “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

**Husband:** “I’m just ...

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What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?

Glamurai

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