Why are LGBT people so fashionable?

Because they spent a lot of time in the closet

What did they call the guy who sold several fashionable hat companies for an incredibly large sum of money?

A multi-milliner.

What fashionable shoes do ninjas wear to the anesthesiologist?

Numb Chucks.

What do fashionable ducks use to make s'mores?

Glam Quackers

Where do fashionable ghosts shop?

Bootiques.

What do you call a fashionable subway system

Metro

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

I know skinny jeans are fashionable...

But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off

Colleague said "I used to be the most fashionable chick in my batch in college!"

To which "What changed after college?" Is not the apt reply.

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What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?

Glamurai

Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson

The teacher asks the class, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?”

Little Mary says, “The science teacher is very intelligent.”

The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?”

Little Suzie says, “The ladies are very fashionable.”

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