I knew this girl, pretty ugly,(kind of a dog), but she always had a fashionable wardrobe.
She was a woof, in chic clothing.
What fashionable shoes do ninjas wear to the anesthesiologist?
Numb Chucks.
Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?
Never 21
What do fashionable ducks use to make s'mores?
Glam Quackers
What do you call a fashionable paraplegic?
A trendsitter.
What do you call a fashionable subway system
Metro
I know skinny jeans are fashionable...
But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off
What did they call the guy who sold several fashionable hat companies for an incredibly large sum of money?
A multi-milliner.
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What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?
Glamurai
4 religious women were chatting
First woman mentions her son:
-My son is a priest, whenever he enters a community, people stand up and call him, "Father, welcome"
The second woman doesn't seem impressed:
-My son is a bishop, people call him "Your excellency" when he is in a community.
The third woman ta...
Don't you hate the purely fashionable pockets that don't open to hold anything?
What a complete stitch-up.
Colleague said "I used to be the most fashionable chick in my batch in college!"
To which "What changed after college?" Is not the apt reply.
How would you describe me?
**Wife:** “How would you describe me?”
**Husband:** “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
**Wife:** “What does that mean?”
**Husband:** “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
**Wife:** “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
**Husband:** “I’m just ...
A woman was admitted to the hospital.....
for heart surgery. At this time, the Grim Reaper came and stood beside her. The lady said, "Am I going to die today? " Reaper said, "No. You'll live for another 30 years. "
The lady thought, "If I only live another 30 years, I may as well live lavishly. She got her teeth fixed, her hair trans...
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