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Everywhere I go men say they want a girl with personality...

Well that was a fucking lie because I have multiple and they still leave me

My psychiatrist told me I have multiple personality disorder

We think that’s stupid

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For some, looks are the most sexually appealing trait, while others are turned on by personality. But for me it’s all relative.

Relatives*

On a first date, wear a bad outfit so the other person can see your great personality...

...if you have a horrible personality, wear Chanel.

"I have a split personality," said Tom,

being frank.

I went to high school with Sybil, the multiple personality disorder woman

She was good people.

I once accidentally offended a schizophreniac with split personality disorder.

He was beside himself.

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Your ass says a lot about your personality

For instance, dumb-ass, smart-ass, crazy-ass, etc.

A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change in the pulpit.

At home he was shy, quiet and retiring but in the church he was a real fire and brimstone orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he was two different people.
One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.
"Ah," he said, "...

Guys, I am diagnosed with multi personality disorder!

Hahaha, me too

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I want to sincerely thank everyone on Reddit for helping me deal with my sarcastic personality disorder

Fuck you

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We've all encountered a butterface, but have you ever encountered a butterfingers? Beautiful face, smokin' body, amazing personality. Everything is great, but her...

Catching ability.

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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.

Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blended Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.<...

Quoting old vines counts as a personality, right?

I sure hope it does

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After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off.

"You're self-employed you stupid bastard," I said.

A woman is amazed by pastor who lives next door and how quickly he changes his personality.

Around the neighborhood, he is incredibly shy, quiet, and timid. As soon as he begins to preach, he becomes loud, boisterous, and is able to entertain the congregation with his sermons.



“I’m not sure how you go from one personality to the next,” the woman tells the pastor over coffee....

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