If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns
Go for the juggler
2 members of the Swiss army get in to a knife fight,
then a corkscrew fight then a twezzer fight then a ......
You brought a pun to a knife fight?
That wasn’t very sharp....
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Why would you whip your dick out in a knife fight?
The penis mightier than the sword.
A young soldier from Texas was sent to battle….
A young soldier from Texas was sent to battle. Not being the brightest in class, a recruiter noticed he was tough and had heart so off he went to war right after high school.
While in service, he again was not known to be the brightest but earned many accolades and by the end of the war he w...
What's black and white and red all over?
Two nuns in a knife fight.
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