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Why would you whip your dick out in a knife fight?

The penis mightier than the sword.

2 members of the Swiss army get in to a knife fight,

then a corkscrew fight then a twezzer fight then a ......

What do you do when you're in a knife fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

You brought a pun to a knife fight?

That wasn’t very sharp....

What's black and white and red all over?

Two nuns in a knife fight.

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