There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says to the other, "Just a minute, I'll be right back."
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says to the other, "Just a minute, I'll be right back."
He goes into the confessional and says, "Father forgive me, for I have sinned. I have had two extramarital affairs."
The Father says, "You need to say 40 H...
A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?" The clerk said, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the man said and hung up.
My first time buying condoms as a teenager, I went to the pharmacy.
The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one. I said, "No, it's my first time."
She took one out, put it on her thumb, and told me to make sure it was on tight.
I still looked confused.
She looked around the s...
Upon Arriving Home, A Husband Was Met At The Door By His Sobbing Wife Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute, please listen to my side of it... This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went withou...
The vacation in Thailand
Two Priests decided to go to Thailand on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as Priests.
For once, they’d enjoy a vacation as regular people.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought ...
While teaching a class,
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The te...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I’m Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City." St. Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and ent...
A man is praying to god
Man:god I have a few questions,how do you perceive time?
God:you see 10 million years to me is nearly a minute
Man:and what about money
God:10 million euro’s to me is just a cent
Man:okay can I have a cent?
God:yeah just a minute
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A young man is walking down the road carrying chicken wire
He passes by this old man’s house and the old man says, “Hey son, what are you doing with that chicken wire?” The young man says, “I’m going to catch me some chickens.” The old man laughs and says, “You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.” So the young man keeps walking. But sure enough, later t...
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