One costs a lot of money if you want all the benefits, rewards, and perks, the other is a credit card company.
A normal day at the Apple store
Me: *Walks into an Apple store.*
Apple employee: Hi, what would you like today?
Me: I got $1000 to buy anything I want.
AE: Then our iPhone XS will be perfect! You can have the power of a computer right in your pocket. You can call, text, browse, play games, and so much more!...
Centuries ago, on a remote island in the North Atlantic...
Vikings arrived and began a settlement with help from their Irish thralls. But they weren't alone. All manner of otherworldly beings lurked in the island's hidden corners. The Vikings called these beings *vættir*; the Gaels called them *Aes Sídhe*.
Among these beings were the selkies who frol...
Vowels, who borrowed 50 bucks from preposition 5 months ago goes back to return it.
But because of some reason preposition couldn't remember anything about it and asks what this is about. Vowels exclaimed- "Ae! I owe you!"
I was just imagining Shrek trying to comfort Fiona while she gave birth to triplets.
"Better out than in ae Fiona"
My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself.
My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond?
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3 nuns and a blind man.
The nuns just finished building the addition to their monastary, but it still had to be painted. The head nun gave 3 of the nuns the task. She says: "Sisters, make sure you don't get any paint on your robes!" The three nuns decided, since there was no one around, to just strip naked. They ae paintin...
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