In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress
What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests?
A feds era list party.
**We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.**
*Aesop, Greek slave & fable author*
**Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.**
*Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher*
**Politicians are t...
This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.
Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...
Little Johnny is in class the day before summer break
Teacher: Alright class I’m going to ask a question and if you get it right you can go home early. The first question is, what president is on the penny?
Little Johnny raises his hand
Teacher: Ummm Juanita go ahead
Juanita: Abraham Lincoln!
Teacher: Alright Juanita you...
George Washington: "We should put 'We trust in God' on our money"
John Adams: "Brilliant idea! Did you get that?"
Yoda: *taking note* "Yep"