Walker Jokes

A Georgia runoff.

Herschel Walker: I think we should pay it.

"They said I can't speak good on stage without a prompter" he said.

"But whose laughing now question mark Ha comma ha comma ha"

In fairness, there was a sign "Drive like your kids live here".

Because he wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

I didn’t know either, until I saw his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Poor guy can't catch a "brake".









(P.S. Happy Birthday Paul Walker. I wish u were still here)

Paul walker made it to 100 before he died.

First guy says, "Elmer - what the hell was that?"

Second guy says, "Joe - I have no idea, but it certainly needed ironing!"

...It's a Chuck Roast

…but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

Even the bank says my balance is outstanding!

Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says, "Let's get a beer."

The chihuahua walker complains, "That would be great, but we can't take our dogs in there."

The first responds, ... read more

Recently, a theater in Texas held a 3D showing of Walker: Texas Ranger.

There were no survivors

The CEO of a large corporation called his directors for a meeting. He asked the director of development, "Mr. Jones, what is two plus two?"

Mr. Jones, looking a bit confused, replied, "Two plus two is four, Sir."

The CEO said, "Ya, that\`s what I thought you would say." Then he asked... read more

4 skin-walker

She drowned.

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

“Yakov's Moscow Circus is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a dancing bear. I always wanted to see one of those.”

“Maybe next year,” says the man. “Work’s really busy this week.”

The next night at dinne... read more

A family of farmers--Ma, Pa, and their son Jim--take a trip to the city and walk into a shopping mall for the first time. They gape in awe at all the shiny surfaces and gleaming store windows full of fancy objects. Before long, the boys wander off and leave Ma ogling a kiosk of crystal jewelry.
<... read more

Three very elderly men are discussing their medical woes.

The 70-year-old says,

\- “I have an awful time with my bladder. I have to go all the time, and sometimes it comes on pretty suddenly."

The 80-year-old says,

\- “It’s my bowels. Hardly any control at all. Always h... read more

Jay Walker

Don't look down!


My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share.

And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior

I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn.

It wanted a balanced diet.

Both of their last big hits were trees

Jim, walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bartender

”Please give me a plate of chicken wings and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, cause when I eat,
I want everyone to eat!”

The bartender complies, by giving Jim a plate of chicken wings and eve... read more

I really looked up to him.

I figured I should give it a try since all my credit card companies say my balance is outstanding!

They put their lives on the line!

It’s an Irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball.

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

Disclaimer: it's missing a key ( previous owner lost CTRL ).

Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.

The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.

Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!" The throng surged across B... read more

To be honest, I found it hard to keep up. The pacing was terrible.

They both should've watched out for that tree.

Late one night in the capitol city an Army deserter wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this
...I'm a Member of Parliament!"

"In that... read more

All their Walkers are dead

A falafel.

Icy Dead People

A frostitute

Where are you now

When the subway arrives, it is nearly full. The husband tells his wife "Honey, you should board this train with the kids, and I'll catch the next train." The wife does so, and the train departs with his wife and ten children.

While waiting for the train, there is an old man with a walker... read more

Neither of them can hold a lead.

they always try to cross subjects at inappropriate times.

Police say they are following a few leads.

He became one with a tree.

....because the bull charges.

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Is he Raisin Bran?

He only sticks to the dashboard

Detective: ‘Well I’ve got a lead but nothing else has turned up’

Compromise their net and they will literally die.

What the difference between John Wayne and Johnnie Walker?

Johnnie Walker is still killing indians.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.


Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"...
The pharmacist answers "Yes".


Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
... read more

Realizing they should have used CGI the whole time

Paul Walkers Porsche