Walker Jokes

Because he wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.

but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

A Georgia runoff.

Herschel Walker: I think we should pay it.

I didn’t know either, until I saw his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Hershel

Even the bank says my balance is outstanding!

I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn.

Poor guy can't catch a "brake".









(P.S. Happy Birthday Paul Walker. I wish u were still here)

...It's a Chuck Roast

4 skin-walker

She drowned.

And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior

And some of the other car drivers were so inspired they joined me in honking at her.

In fairness, there was a sign "Drive like your kids live here".

All their Walkers are dead

Jay Walker

Late one night in the capitol city an Army deserter wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this
...I'm a Member of Parliament!"

"In that... read more

It wanted a balanced diet.

I could have had a V8.

They put their lives on the line!

Both of their last big hits were trees

I figured I should give it a try since all my credit card companies say my balance is outstanding!

To be honest, I found it hard to keep up. The pacing was terrible.

The chihuahua walker complains, “We can’t take our dogs in there.”

The first responds, “Watch me.”

The lab owner strolls in with her dog and orders a beer.

The bartender tells her, "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here."

“He's my seeing eye dog," the woman replies f... read more

When the subway arrives, it is nearly full. The husband tells his wife "Honey, you should board this train with the kids, and I'll catch the next train." The wife does so, and the train departs with his wife and ten children.

While waiting for the train, there is an old man with a walker... read more

Disclaimer: it's missing a key ( previous owner lost CTRL ).

Jim, walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bartender

”Please give me a plate of chicken wings and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, cause when I eat,
I want everyone to eat!”

The bartender complies, by giving Jim a plate of chicken wings and eve... read more

Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.

First guy says, "Elmer - what the hell was that?"

Second guy says, "Joe - I have no idea, but it certainly needed ironing!"

A falafel.

I really looked up to him.

they always try to cross subjects at inappropriate times.

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

They both should've watched out for that tree.

But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

A frostitute

He only sticks to the dashboard

Compromise their net and they will literally die.

Where are you now

Stabili-tea.

I'm never going to see them again.

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

....because the bull charges.

Is he Raisin Bran?

Police say they are following a few leads.

Neither of them can hold a lead.

He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel.

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

“Ringling Brothers is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a dancing bear. I always wanted to see one of those.”

“Maybe next year,” says the man. “Work’s really busy this week.”

The next night at dinner, t... read more

The CEO of a large corporation called his directors for a meeting. He asked the director of development, "Mr. Jones, what is two plus two?"

Mr. Jones, looking a bit confused, replied, "Two plus two is four, Sir."

The CEO said, "Ya, that\`s what I thought you would say." Then he asked... read more

N.O.S.



too bad he can't handle the crash...

Detective: ‘Well I’ve got a lead but nothing else has turned up’