Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

Because he wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

What's scarier than a skin-walker?

4 skin-walker

Did you hear about the street walker in Venice?

She drowned.

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

“Ringling Brothers is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a dancing bear. I always wanted to see one of those.”

“Maybe next year,” says the man. “Work’s really busy this week.”

The next night at dinner, t...

Two guys are playing cards in a nursing home when a naked old lady with a walker goes streaking

One guy says, “what was that?”

The other guy responds, “I don’t know, but it needed ironing!”

what's the difference between my computer and Paul walker.

I care when my computer crashes.

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Maybe repost, but it is a fabulous joke so I'll risk it. (Long, and works better when spoken)

A man is waking up in the morning, when he reads in the newspaper that the circus is coming to town. So he decides to go and see. He gets into his seat and the show starts. He watches the lions, the elephants, the tight rope walkers, and at the end there's a clown insulting people in the audience. T...

I added Paul Walker on XBOX

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.



I’m going to hell over this.

Jaguar Joke

Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.

Talk about coincidence

BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....
Can't believe they all had the same name.

How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair?

They found his head and shoulders in the glove box

Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?

It wanted a balanced diet.

It was Ho Choo’s first time in America, and he was excited to visit an “American bar”.

He quickly locates one and finds a seat by the counter, where two other men are already seated.

The surly bartender tilts his head at the first man, who says “Jack Daniels, single.”

The bartender nods and looks towards the second man, who says, “Johnny Walker, single.”

The bart...

My girlfriend told me I spend too much time playing fantasy football

But, in my defence, I have Andy Robertson, John Stones and Kyle Walker

What was Paul Walker last words?

I could have had a V8.

I've decided to become a tightrope walker!

I figured I should give it a try since all my credit card companies say my balance is outstanding!

The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

Have I ever told you my Dad was a stilt walker?

I really looked up to him.

Tightrope walkers do really dangerous things.

They put their lives on the line!

3 bags of crisps walking down the road .. a bloke pulls up ,says hay guys wanna lift?

No thanks they replied we’re walkers

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What is a High Wire Walker and a guy getting a blowjob from a 97 year old woman both thinking?

Whatever you do..don't look down.

You may only get this joke if you live in the UK, so apologies...

Two packets of Crisps leave the cinema, a car pulls up alongside them and the driver offers them a lift, they reply, ‘No thanks, we’re Walkers’.

What do both Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have in common?

Both of their last big hits were trees

An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it?

Don't look down!


My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share.

Selling Paul Walker's keyboard on ebay ( $100 )

Disclaimer: it's missing a key ( previous owner lost CTRL ).

Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio?

And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior

What does Kevin Hart have in common with Paul Walker?

Being friends with the rock!

Wait, what did you think I was going to say?

Racecar backwards is just racecar.

But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP

I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn.

If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?

Icy Dead People

Why did the bankrupt tightrope walker retire?

He no longer had outstanding balance.

Watched a film called Speed Walker

To be honest, I found it hard to keep up. The pacing was terrible.

Which food killed the tightrope walker?

A falafel.

If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet he would be

Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What do Barcelona FC and a dog walker with Parkinson's have in common?

Neither of them can hold a lead.

I hate discussing things with Jay walkers

they always try to cross subjects at inappropriate times.

What do you call a street walker in the winter?

A frostitute

Alan Walker was already a millionaire when he was 19

Where are you now

When Chuck Norris gets old and has to use a walker

Will he name his walker, Texas ranger

Why does the farmer let walkers cross his field for free?....

....because the bull charges.

Sergeant: ‘Are we any closer to solving the case of the missing dog-walker?’

Detective: ‘Well I’ve got a lead but nothing else has turned up’

If Bran dies and a white walker brings him back...

Is he Raisin Bran?

How are millenials and tightrope walkers alike?

Compromise their net and they will literally die.

One day there were three grave robbers searching through a graveyard in Central America

They came across an Ancient Mayan temple which had three doors. the first grave robber walker up to the first door and looked inside, he saw a black pedestal with nothing on it, and in the back of the room there were piles of gold and riches, so he walked in and grabbed a handful of gold, but as he ...

Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . .

He became one with a tree.

Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing?

Police say they are following a few leads.

why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?

He only sticks to the dashboard

An atheist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walker walk into a bar

I only know that because they told everyone within the first 2 minutes.

How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones?

Because two Wongs don't make a wight.

What's a tightrope walker's favourite beverage?

Stabili-tea.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What's the saddest part of Paul Walker being CGI in Fast 7?

Realizing they should have used CGI the whole time

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My Friend Clarence

Hey Clarence, What's up?

My name isn't Clarence anymore. You can call me LUCKY. I met a great woman and now I feel like the Luckiest man in the world.

A few months later I saw Clarence and I said, "Hey Lucky, how is it going?"

Don't call me LUCKY. My new name is LUCKY LUCKY. I w...

Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar

What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?

John Wayne vs. Johnnie Walker

What the difference between John Wayne and Johnnie Walker?

Johnnie Walker is still killing indians.

I remember when Paul Walker was all over the news...

Then he was all over the front seat, windows and steering wheel...

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Two old guys are sitting at a table in the nursing home, when a totally nude old lady with a walker streaks slowly past them

One guy says to the other, " I can't see so well anymore. What was that?"

The other guy says, "I'm not sure, but it definitely needed ironing."

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A round with the guys

\[Translated from a popular Punjabi joke\]

Tim's sitting around with the lads having drinks on a Saturday night.

A few drinks later, Tim claims:

"Guys, I have a special talent. I can name you the liquor brandname used in a drink, just from tasting it."

His buddies doubt h...

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S.



too bad he can't handle the crash...

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My mate tried some Walkers mystery flavour crisps last night and swore they tasted like his wife's pussy,

He thought it was his imagination but everyone in the pub said he was right!

There was this drunk walking down the street

He walks up to this cop and he says, “man, somebody stole my car”.

And the cops says, “well where was it”... and he says “it was right on the end of this key”.

The cop says, “I don’t know man, why don’t you go down to the precinct house and report it down there. They’ll fill out all t...

Daily Covid-19 check

At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.

If you can smell, you are not infected.

Then pour it in in a glass tumbler.

Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not infected.

\~ Dr Johnny Walker

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