What happened to Kamala Harris' campaign?

She had the black vote all locked up.

What is Kamala Harris’ favorite kind of charcuterie?

Proseciutto

Dolly Parton just announced she's buying Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter.

She's combining them to open a superstore called Big Wiggly Teeters.

What would you call Steve Harris if he worked for an electrical company without pay?

A Powerslave

The Retired Husband

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

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