Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

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Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile.

The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is."

"I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together

Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.

"How'd you do?" she asks him.

"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"

"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11."

How long will it be before Kamala Harris becomes president?

I don’t know, but for now, she’s just Biden her time.

If you ask Kamala Harris' Indian relatives what she does for work

"She has an internship in Politics but she is studying for the MCAT and applying to medical school."

What happened to Kamala Harris' campaign?

She had the black vote all locked up.

Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland.

Barman says “not yew tree again”

What is Kamala Harris’ favorite kind of charcuterie?

Proseciutto

Dolly Parton just announced she's buying Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter.

She's combining them to open a superstore called Big Wiggly Teeters.

What would you call Steve Harris if he worked for an electrical company without pay?

A Powerslave

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