Davis Jokes

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Victoria University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected... read more

He tells me it's a broad index fund.

1.60934 Kilometers Davis



joke courtesy of Stephen Wright

"You're great at division"

She became pregnant and didn’t know whose kid it was so she named it Tuesday January The Third.

I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so:

If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

There was a mole family on a farm, they had a mole hole. The farm belonged to Farmer Davis.

One day Farmer Davis decided to cook some chicken, so he starts a cookin.

Papa mole could smell some chicken and thought it smelled so good, so he scurried on up the mole hole and say at the ent... read more

I Kind of Blue it

Because they listen to Kilometres Davis instead.

Don't know how anyone could stoop so low.

He has mild davis.

His name was Mohels Davis.

A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins...

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned, I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy?"

"Yes Father, it is," the boy replied.

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can’t tell you F... read more

Kilometers Davis, how does that sound?

Because the Davis Entertainment Company still owns the right to Alien vs Predator

Ellen was very involved with her church and community projects. So much so, the paster decided to recognize her efforts during Sunday service.

Paster Davis: I'd like to take a moment to recognize Ellen for her hard work and contributions. Ellen come up here and take a bow.

Ellen smi... read more