He checks in to a hotel and is shown around the room. He notices that there is no toilet paper, and asks the hotel porter about it.
Well, says the porter, this is Japan, and our toilets are advanced, all will be handled by the buttons on ...
There is a local beer company here in Utah called Polygamy Porter
Their motto is "Beer so good, why not have more than one"
A man saves up for years to take his dream vacation
to a small island in the South Pacific. When he finally gets there, the sound of drums fills the air, thumpa thumpa thumpata thumpata. The man asks the porter carrying his bags, "What's up with the drums? Is it a festival or something?" The porter gets a serious look on his face and says, "If the dr...
A photon walks into a hotel.
The porter asks if he needs any help with his luggage. The photon says, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
A captain is about to lead his troops into battle.
"Porter," says the captain, "I want you to bring my red jacket."
"Why your red jacket, Sir?" replies the porter.
"Well, you see..." the captain explains, "I wear my red jacket into battle so that during the fight, when I get injured, my men don't see me bleed and lose morale."<...
What do Captain Kirk and Mister Spock do to get their baggage up to their hotel room?
Tell a porter.
A hostel in USSR
A banker went to Moscow, and he stayed in a hostel on Moscow's outskirts. Only available room has three other people in it - a group of friends. He had a very important meeting the next day, but his roommates were loud; drinking, playing cards and telling jokes about communism, Lenin, Stalin and USS...