You probably should lie about your name when introducing yourself to someone in a wheelchair. Otherwise it sounds like you’re bragging.
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Isaac is a Jewish man, however he recently found out his son converted to Christianity. This is no good, for Isaac is a proud, devout Jew. This shouldn’t happen to a proud Jew like he.
So Isaac visits his friend Abel and says ‘Abel, Abel, my son has become a Christian, what am I going to do?’ ‘Funny you should say that’ says Abel, ‘My son has also become a Christian, this should not happen to a proud, devout Jew like I. So they talk with each other and say ‘we’ll talk to the Ra...
When Adam and Eve found out that Abel was dead
they raised Cain.
Did you know the most tragic event where 1/4 of the human population died?
Apparently, it happened when Abel was murdered.
The reason Cain commited murder
He was going to stop, but he wasn't Abel.
Cain, the first murderer, walks into a bar.
The bartender says "hey, you're new here, ain't'cha? We've got a promotion going on here; if you can land this ping pong ball in that cup over there, you get a free drink. up for it?"
Cain responds "Sorry, I don't think I'm Abel."
How long did Cain beat his brother?
As long as he was Abel too
Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction?
He wasn't Abel.
Why didn’t Cain build a house for his father?
He was not Abel
Did you guys know that handicapped people were mentioned in the beginning of the bible?
Cain's family was dis-Abel'd.
Adam, Eve, and their kids build a hut...
As they didn't have any of our modern conveniences, they were looking for ways to make themselves more comfortable. Cain notices that the opening in the wall lets lots of bugs in, so he comes up with a solution. He cuts a tree down and starts shaping the wood into a rectangle to cover it. Meanwhile,...