Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together. The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good. Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together.
Larry went to heaven and ...
My wife is divorcing me because I’m obsessed with Football coaching.
In my defence, I have J.J.Watt, Michael Bennett, and Richard Sherman.