My girlfriend kicked me out of the apartment tonight.... she told me it was because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.

So I said, "I shall return."

Foot fetishists are great at first impressions.

They always get off on the right foot.

Ever since we got married my wife has been working on her bird impressions...

She watches me like a hawk.

I know my friend loves my Batman impressions, but that doesn't mean he has to compliment me all the time.

Every single time I say "I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way," he says, "That's super, man!"

My wife kept yelling at me for doing flamingo impressions

so I had to put my foot down.

I visited a load of French towns doing impressions of Star Trek characters.

Dunkirk?

Yea, did all of them.

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