A young First Nations chief in Canada has just taken over leadership of his tribe, and wants to do the very best for his people. Since it is autumn, he tells them they should gather firewood for the coming winter, so they start to do that. But the young chief still has doubts - what if they don't ...
Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl
* Rated G - the prince gets the girl. * Rated PG - the hero gets the girl. * Rated R - the villain gets the girl. * Rated X - everyone gets the girl!
It was supposed to be the town bus drivers' annual 5k fun-run today..
But most of them pulled out without any indication.
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A pregnant woman was robbed and shot One night while out buying groceries, a pregnant woman was robbed and shot three times. She managed to survive, but the doctors were unable to remove the bullets from her body.
Even with the trauma her body sustained, she was still able to deliver a healthy set of triplets a few months later, two girls and a boy. The years went by and there was never any indication that the children were harmed by the attack, so she was eventually able to move past the whole ordeal, never ...
An old preacher was dying.
He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, s...
The Olympics of who has more children.
A battle between an American, a Brit, and a Filipino.
It's a competition of who has the most number of children the story of how the Filipino beat the American and a Brit.
It's the Olympics and a lot of audience gathered in a dome, a massive 80,000-seater oval dome. All seats are...
A man dies and goes to Heaven.
He is stopped in his tracks at the pearly gates by St Peter.
"My child, you are not yet permitted to enter Heaven," St Peter says.
"May I know why not?" the man asks.
"Well, you see, our database has not been updated yet and the current indication here is that you have not done ...
Wayne Gretzky said you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
If Congress is any indication, you miss a lot of the ones you do take as well.
If big hands and big feet are an indication of size and the size of the car indicates how much someone is compensating...
... it's no wonder people are terrified of clowns.
A new guy starts working at the local mental asylum.
After giving him some general indications, the director tells him to ask any question he may have.
-Yes, director, I have one. How do we know if a patient is cured and ready to leave the asylum?
-Well, says the director, once per year, we gather some of them and ask them a question. If...