What do you call a deep fissure that says one thing but means the opposite?

A sarchasm

What did one geologist say to the other while they both stared down at a giant fissure in the rocks?

“I wonder whose fault this is.”

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2 Anal Fissures walk into a bar

One asks “could you pass a stool please?”

The other replies “OK...but it’s going to hurt...”

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[OC] Did you hear the one about the douchebag bodybuilder with the anal fissure?

He's one ripped asshole.

My friend falls into and makes canyons for a living

He's a fissure man

What was George Gershwin's favorite winter sport?

Fissure jumping.

(and the cotton is high)

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