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What do you call a deep fissure that says one thing but means the opposite?

A sarchasm
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2 Anal Fissures walk into a bar

One asks โ€œcould you pass a stool please?โ€

The other replies โ€œOK...but itโ€™s going to hurt...โ€

What did one geologist say to the other while they both stared down at a giant fissure in the rocks?

โ€œI wonder whose fault this is.โ€
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[OC] Did you hear the one about the douchebag bodybuilder with the anal fissure?

He's one ripped asshole.

What do you call a Klingon who is best friends with an expert in spacetime cracks?

A fissure-man's Worf.
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Ruth went to her doctor for a check up

The doctor told her, "You have a fissure in your uterus, and if you ever have a baby it would be a miracle."

When she arrived home, Ruth told her husband "You vouldn't belief it. I vent to the doctah and he said to me 'You haf a fish in your uterus and if you haf a baby it vill be a mackerel....
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My friend falls into and makes canyons for a living

He's a fissure man
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