A high school senior visits a psychic...

"I've applied to 10 different colleges," the student said. "Which ones will accept me? Which one will I attend?"

"That is hard to say," said the psychic. "But you will spend an absurd sum of money."

"How do you know this?" the student asked.

The psychic replied,

"It's mo...

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Everyone talks about a woman’s intuition.

What about a man’s intuition? I thought I was going to shit myself on the way home from work. And I did!

All mothers have intuition.

Great mothers have radar.

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk a carton of eggs a quart of orange juice a head of romaine lettuce a 2 lb. can of coffee a 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict'...

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4 men walk into a pub

They all sit down at the bar and get settled. The first guy to the left leans over to the bartender and asks, “Excuse me, ma’am, can I get a can of olives?”

The bartender hesitates with a confused look, and responds, “I’m sorry, but we actually don't have any olives, or any food items, on the...

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[Long] Once there was a guy who was suffering from a severe headache.

It went on for a month before he finally decided to visit a doctor. After completing the diagnosis, the doctor said, "You will have to lose a testicle". He was aghast when he heard the news. He pondered for few days —asked a few friends— and finally decided to operate it out. His headache receded fo...

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Do not leave your car if you're traveling through the countryside in Spain. [PART 1]

I want to tell you guys the story of my trip abroad and why you shouldn't ever leave your car if you see an overturned cart.

My wife and I decided to visit her hometown near Madrid.

While we were traveling the countryside via a rented car, we stumbled upon what appeared to be an overt...

I was going to go to Psychic School...

...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee.

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