Some people struggle with depression. Personally I find depression pretty easy.

It's joy that I struggle with.

You can call me 1929

cause I'm in a great depression

How do people with depression play Russian roulette?

With a glock

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Takes place during the Great Depression.

A man and his wife were barely scraping by on their combined salaries, but they weren’t making enough to make ends meet. One night, they lay in bed hungry after skipping supper. Now the woman had an idea, but she didn’t think her husband would approve of it. She turned to the man and said,
“Why ...

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WWII as a bar fight...

I made a bar fight for WWI in honor of the 101 anniversary of its end, and someone requested one for the sequel. So here it is.

Germany went into a deep depression after his defeat in the last fight. His bar tab from his enemies' victory drink was crushing. He started hitting the gym, and wan...

How come HIV isn't a major cause of depression?

Because it's not that hard to stay positive.

A smoothie bar serving combined fruit and vegetable drinks has been linked to bouts of depression and suicide...

Their "Melon-Cauli" smoothie has now been withdrawn...

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, “I’m so sorry”

“... but you can’t count Missouri twice.

What do you call a ditch that has had accidents leading to making people wheelchair bound?

A crippling depression

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Did you hear the story about Joe Shitter?

Did you hear the story about Joe Shitter? Poor schmuck was bullied for his name as far back as grade school. Everyone anticipated daily roll call just to hear the teacher call out his name and burst in uncontrolled laughter. Even the teachers giggled. It didn't end after school, he joined the army h...

What do I have in common with the 20th century?

In our 20s, we both suffered from a Great Depression

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There once was a man who had just recently lost his arm.

He hated having lost an arm and was struggling with depression from it,

one day he was out walking when he saw a man who had lost both arms,

the man was dancing, swinging his body around, so he asks the man,

"I recently lost my arm and I'm so sad because of it, how come that you...

A work uniform is a lot like a pair of pajamas...

Usually somebody else buys them for you, it's one of the few outfits you'll wear where the top is the same color as the bottoms, you might not wash them after every single wearing, and it can lead to depression if you're in them for more than 8 hours a day.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Crippling depression.

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Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

Saturday, Sunday.

Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they're lazy, unfunny and useless

Just like me

What’s the difference between depression and suppression

One is a gun to the head, another is a head to the gun

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A farmer quickly purchased land in a low lying depression, and began raising donkeys there. He did so with skill, and the donkeys rarely got away.

In other words, he hauled ass to amass asses in a hole asset, whole-ass not half-ass, lassoed the asses so they wouldn't by pass the ass hole.

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I mixed up my viagra and depression medication today.

No matter how much I try, everything just keeps getting harder and harder.

Friend: 2 out of 3 people suffer from depression. Talk to your doctor.

Me: [hurriedly calls doctor] hey do u suffer from depression?

How does a Pokemon trainer respond to depression?

With an escape rope.

A longtime sufferer of depression was on his deathbed, surrounded by friends and family. He said "At least I'm gonna die doing what I like" to which his son replied "What?"

"Dying".

I am slowly losing the fight against my crippling depression symptoms.

I couldn’t be happier.

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My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin in order to draw out excess moisture.

Wow thanks I'm cured.

Math Joke ft depression.

My friend constantly uses y=mx+c to calculate how his fast his life is going down hill.

Why is he so negative.

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Why does the creepy math teacher have depression?

Instead of talking over his problems with a therapist, he likes to describe them with kids.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer with depression in their lifetime

Does that mean one actually enjoys it?

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