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Why doesn't Viagra help with depression?

It just makes things harder.

My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.

It’s called Enditol.

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Depression Era Prostitute NSFW

Three generations of prostitutes were hanging out on the street corner talking about their day.

The youngest complains “I just sucked that guy off and all I got was a lousy $50!”

The middle aged one says “$50?!?! Hell, when I was your age I would be thrilled with $10!”

The eldes...

I have a depression joke...

but ultimately it’s too long, doesn’t really go anywhere, and eventually makes you wonder if it’s even worth continuing

My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, “I’m so sorry”

“... but you can’t count Missouri twice.”

How do you cure depression ?

Love it. Then it will leave you after a while for someone else.

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Hulk Hogan: Doc, I had to struggle through manic-depression all my career!

Therapist: Are you saying you had to wrestle mania?

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3 generations of prostitutes were sitting around discussing their trade

The daughter complains,"I'm only getting $20 for a blowjob."

The mother pipes up and says, "Back in my day we only got $5."

Then the grandmother speaks up and says, "During the great depression we were happy to just have something warm in our belly."

The other day I tried an escape room called depression

And I did not escape

A resident of St. Louis was recently diagnosed with depression

He's living in Missouri.

Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they're lazy, unfunny and useless

Just like me

If Jada Pinkett Smith one day falls into depression.

It's because she lost her Will.

The US government has been there for us through hard times From the great depression, the numerous market crashes, through pandemics of flu and tragedies like the loss of American lives.

I'm starting to think they're bad luck

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression

It would cut itself

How do you get over seasonal depression?

You just fall out of it

They did a study comparing the brains of 17 people with depression and the brains of 18 healthy people

They discovered that on average, the depressed group had one brain less.

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My doctor prescribed me Viagra for my depression

He thought it would lift me up, but it just makes everything a whole lot harder.

So there’s three guys in the middle of the Great Depression.

Their names are Bob, Joe, and Ronnie. Now Bob, he's a pretty smart guy. Definitely the smartest of the three. Joe is, well he's not great, but he's had a few good ideas in his time. Now Ronnie. Ronnie is dumb. And when I say dumb I mean _dumb_. Like really, really dumb. So one day, these three are p...

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and Depression?

I don't have the Ferrari

How do you tell the difference between a recession and depression?

If your friend loses his job, it's a recession. If you lose your job, it's a depression.

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Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

Saturday, Sunday.

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A farmer quickly purchased land in a low-lying depression and began raising donkeys there. He did so with skill and the donkeys rarely got away.

Long story short, he hauled ass to amass asses in a hole asset, whole-ass not half-ass, lassoed the asses so that they wouldn't bypass the ass hole.

How come HIV isn't a major cause of depression?

Because it's not that hard to stay positive.

My wife's cooking is pretty good, but it makes me sad when she uses so much spice.

I'm starting to think I have seasonal depression.

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Takes place during the Great Depression.

A man and his wife were barely scraping by on their combined salaries, but they weren’t making enough to make ends meet. One night, they lay in bed hungry after skipping supper. Now the woman had an idea, but she didn’t think her husband would approve of it. She turned to the man and said,
“Why ...

Amazon is launching a new personal assistant for people suffering from depression.

They are calling it Alexa Pro.

I dont know how the US government can get mad at students with depression for shootings

when the only reason the US got over the Great Depression was because of WWII.

Trump did make one thing about America great again!

The depression.

How do people with depression play Russian roulette?

With a glock

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it's fucked up that for the 2020s we didnt even get the roarin part like in the past

we just went straight to the depression

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My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin in order to draw out excess moisture.

Wow thanks I'm cured.

How does a Pokemon trainer respond to depression?

With an escape rope.

What do you get if you mix a very sad cloud and the ocean?

Tropical Depression.

A woman died and went to heaven...

She got to the pearly gates to find an angel waiting.

"What do I have to do to get in?," she asked.

"You just have to spell a word" the angel replied.

"That doesn't sound bad, what word do I have to spell?"

"Love."

Relieved, the woman quickly fired off "L-O-V-E". T...

A smoothie bar serving combined fruit and vegetable drinks has been linked to bouts of depression and suicide...

Their "Melon-Cauli" smoothie has now been withdrawn...

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