Tommo was a canary. Like his father, and his father before him, Tommo worked in the granite mines. Every morning, he would perch upon the shoulder of his favorite miner, and descend down, down into the deep.
Tommo had a lovely wife canary at home named Millet. Millet and Tommo had two sons...
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RE-RE-RE-REMIX - So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet...
*This is a parody because the original is posted almost daily*
So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet
A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?”
“What if you miss?”