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Head teacher knocks on a parents door, then mother answers, he says "I've come over your little Johnny swearing in class"

She said "it's them bastards next door, i'm fucking sick of it. Come and have a word with his father whilst you're here" the teacher says "no, i'd better fuck off now, cya later".

Head Teacher: I'm going to have to expel you.

Pupil: You'd have to eat me first, weirdo.

(Shout out to Emo Philips)

The Head Teacher

Once there was this fantastic head teacher, let's call him... Mr Johnson. He had single-handily turned around the fortunes of three failing schools in his city with his tight intelligent financial control, understanding of the school's inherent needs, and great relationships with all staff/pupils....

My head teacher started her assembly by saying "it came to my attention yesterday"

I really don't like being called "it"

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Jobs of our fathers

The principal of a school was to inspect one of the classes in her school. Before the inspection the head teacher goes to the class and tells the students that to every question from the principal, they need to give an illustrious answer even if it's not true.

The principal arrives. She goes...

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