Which ancient Egyptian chancellor spoke his mind most frankly when in court?
Some people say that the German Chancellor is always right but I find her a little obtuse..
But we all have a view on Angular Merkel
A senator, a chancellor, a Sith Lord, and the First Galactic Emperor walk into a restaurant.
The hostess says, “table for one?”
What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?
I'd tap that.
The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of pubic wigs in Sarkel, Russia
...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"
Chancellor Angela Merkel visits Athens.
Angela Merkel arrives at the Athens airport & stops by the immigration check.
"Nationality?" asks the Immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?" he asks.
"No, just visiting for a few days."
Germany is a pretty weird country. If you deny the Holocaust, you go to jail.
But if you organize one, you are promoted to Reich Chancellor.
Did you hear about the constipated chancellor?
He couldn't budge it :P
Angela Merkel visits Donald Trump in Washington
During her stay Trump asks her: "Tell me Chancellor Merkel, what's the secret of your years of success?"
Chancellor Merkel responds: "Well I have always surrounded myself with intelligent people."
"Very interesting", says Trump, "but how exactly do you know if they are intelligent?"<...
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Boys in the girls' dorm
During college orientation the chancellor addressed the incoming class. "The girls' dormitory will be off-limits to male students," he said. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 for his first infraction, $100 for the second time it happens and $250 if he is caught again."
As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe.
For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor.