I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
It cuts like a knife
Why did Bryan Cranston dress up as a priest and go around exorcising nuns' clothing?
He was breaking bad habits.
Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey walk up to a bar
The bartender asks for their IDs. They walk away and say" well I guess we're not going to find what we're looking for here."
Bryan and his grandmother were walking in the rain when suddenly Bryan finds his favorite candy on the ground. He asks his grandmother if he can eat it and she says "don't pick up dirty things you find on the ground". They continue walking and the grandmother slips and falls in a pool of mud. ...
Not many people can tell you about both rock theory and astrophysics ...
But if you ask him nicely, Bryan May
Church bake sale
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies Group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.
She remembered it the morning of the bake sale, and after rummaging through cabinets she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying ...
It wasn't until their 3rd child, after birthing two sons, that Bill and Lonnie finally had a baby girl.
Bill willingly allowed Lonnie to have the right to name their little girl. Bill, of course named both the boys. Blake and Bryan.
After some long contemplating Lonnie decided to name her baby girl Love. Bill thought this seemed a bit odd of a name, but didn't want to cause a commotion over it...
Two soldiers are held captive by the Taliban
They are told that they are going to be executed the next day. "We are not without compassion" says one of the captors. "We will allow you each one last wish." The first soldier says he has always been the biggest fan of Bryan Adams, and he would like to hear the song 'Everything I do I do it for yo...