How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

I was born Mary Patterson...

but then I married and, naturally, I took my husbands name. So now I'm Neil Patterson.

From "A Bit of Fry and Laurie"

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, but 8 is rare.

Source: The Jester by James Patterson

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