A group of old men were sitting at the local VFW, downing beers and trading war stories.
They were joined by another old man, who was new to their club, so they took their turns trying to prove who was the toughest.
First the Navy guy stood up: "I was on the USS Indianapolis, when it g...
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One day at a small town STI clinic....
An 18 y/o boy who goes to his small town doctor for an STI check. After determining that the lad does not have an STI, the doctor asks him why he thought he might.
The boy tells him that he'd slept with a girl that had a reputation for being easy and thought he may have gotten something. <...
In an elementary school English class, kids are learning the word “contagious”. Teacher calls on students, asking them to use it in a sentence.
- “I had a flu and mommy made me stay home for 3 days because I was contagious!”
- “Very good. What about you, Johnny?”
- “Our neighbor Mrs. Henderson has started painting her fence last night, daddy says it’s gonna take the contagious!”
A joke my dad used to tell us when we were young (translated)
A guy goes to visit an old friend in Rome that he went to school with called Henderson. They go for a walk in the city and every few feet they get stopped by people calling " oh Hey Henderson, nice to see you!" and Henderson replies "oh hello, nice to see you too". After a while the guy is getting ...