In an elementary school English class, kids are learning the word “contagious”. Teacher calls on students, asking them to use it in a sentence.
- “I had a flu and mommy made me stay home for 3 days because I was contagious!”
- “Very good. What about you, Johnny?”
- “Our neighbor Mrs. Henderson has started painting her fence last night, daddy says it’s gonna take the contagious!”
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OC (I wrote this) So there's an old man in a nursing home struggling to put on his shoes..
Hey I wrote a joke today I thought you might enjoy: So there's an old man in the Nursing home named Henderson, he was getting on in his years and required a nurse to help him with his day to day as we all will hopefully. But today he had a brand new nurse. She helped him with all of the normal th...