Mr Henderson

It was early Friday afternoon and Mr. Henderson announced that he was going home early for the weekend. His employees were sure that the boss was going to play golf and wouldn’t be calling in, so within 10 minutes, all of them left, too.

But when Kowalski, the shipping clerk, came home, he fo...

In an elementary school English class, kids are learning the word “contagious”. Teacher calls on students, asking them to use it in a sentence.

- “Susan?”

- “I had a flu and mommy made me stay home for 3 days because I was contagious!”

- “Very good. What about you, Johnny?”

- “Our neighbor Mrs. Henderson has started painting her fence last night, daddy says it’s gonna take the contagious!”

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