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Harrison Ford Jokes

What do you call Harrison Ford making a ven diagram?

Comparison Ford.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Harrison Ford told me this joke.

A guy is working at a grocery store, when a lady walks in. The lady says "excuse me, sir, where is the broccoli?" He looks around for a second, and says "well, it looks like we're all out of broccoli today. Come back tomorrow and we'll have some more." He goes back to doing his work, and about t...

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From a distance my boss looks like a young Harrison Ford

Up close he just looks like the cunt that he is.

Harrison Ford said this joke on Jimmy Fallon

Two cannibals walk by past each other in the woods in opposite directions. Cannibal 1 says to the other, "hey, how's it going?".

Cannibal 2 replies "not so good, I ate something funny".

Cannibal 1: "really ? Like what?

Cannibal 2: "a missionary"

Cannibal 1: "well, how d...

Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA group.

I've never seen Han so low.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Harrison Ford has broken his ankle.

There will now be a new Star Wars cast.

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Why won't prostitutes sleep with Harrison Ford?

Because they don't want to be known as a Ford escort.

What do you call a party car driven by Harrison Ford?

A Ford Fiesta.

Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth

Too early?

It’s nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

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Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman

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The Broccoli Joke

A woman goes to a super market with her grocery list. On the list is broccoli so she goes to the produce aisle, but to her dismay there was no broccoli to be found. So she finds an employee stacking shelves and asks the guy where she could find some broccoli. The guy tells her that they were current...

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A lady is in the grocery store and looks like she's having trouble finding what she needs.

An employee from the store sees this and asks if she needs help finding anything. The lady asks where she can find broccoli. The employee apologizes and tells her that they are fresh out but should be getting another shipment in the next morning. The next afternoon the lady is back at the store and ...

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