Vikings kicker Blair Walsh apparently attempted suicide last night.
He ended up being just fine, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him.
TIL 19th century philosopher William Jacob Walsh once predicted a more sophisticated information public information network may result in less objective and reliable information being distributed, rather than the reverse
Of course, this will really only be funny if this joke makes the front page and people don't immediately realise I posted this on r/jokes and made up William Jacob Walsh
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone."
***"It's Hans free"***
*Funniest joke at this years Fringe by Darren Walsh.*
**The rest of the top ten.**
2 -"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis
3 - "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess
4 - "...