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A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

“I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people word...

My friend Mitchell is a magician...

My friend Mitchell is a magician. I lent him a rabbit for one of his magic shows a few weeks back. My wife and I invited him over for dinner lastnight, and as he pulled up into the driveway, I turned to my wife and said...




“Mitch better have my bunny.”




This is m...

Why doesn’t Billy Mitchell need a capture card?

He uses emulators.

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Non believers say it is impossible for a virgin to have kids...

... but my socially awkward friend Mitchell owns a goat farm - and he has plenty of kids!

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