Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne is giving a press conference before their voyage to the sun ...
Lloyd: By our calculations we will land on the sun in the middle of winter
Harry: oh and we will make sure it’s nighttime for extra safety
The Dunne Family
Some years ago, in the hills above Killarney, there lived Seamus and Isobel Dunne and their family of 6 boys.
It was a happy but isolated existence, so it came as a bit of a shock when eldest son Niel announced that he was off to seek his fortune amongst the bright lights of London. His...
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A Cowboy from Ft. Worth, Texas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
The Cowboy told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the old cowboy handed over...
I'm glad too!
A woman was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking man, extended her hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."
And the man replied, "...
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A young Irish man named Paddy was moving away to London. He went to his next door neighbors (3 miles away) to say his goodbyes. His neighbors, Mr and Mrs Dunne, said their goodbyes and they asked Paddy
"Could you find our daughter Nelly Dunne and ask her why she isn't writing back home p...