What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees"

What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?


What do you call a can that earns a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

A chemist, an engineer and a mathematician were all asleep in a hotel when several fires broke out in their respective rooms....

The engineer woke up, saw the fire, ran into the bathroom, turned on the faucets full-blast, flooding out the entire apartment, which put out the fire, and went back to sleep.

The chemist woke up, saw the fire, ran over to his desk, pulled out his CRC (chemistry handbook), and began working o...

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The science of ping pong balls...

Long, Science

A science convention is in town. So a chemist, physicist and engineer walk into a local bar. The bar tender sees them and says, "hey, you're all wise guys, how would I figure out the volume of this ping pong ball?" The chemist takes the ball from him, pulls out a graduated cylin...

A king is looking for a new chief advisor.

His choices are a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer.
His test is simple: Whoever can determine the volume of a red rubber ball will be the new chief advisor, provided his explanation makes sense to the king, and that the king can trust the calculation.

The physicist goes firs...

What did the pop can become when it finished high school?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder.


This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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