A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Russian, and a Ukrainian are on a a plan when the plane's engines fail and it starts to go down.
The pilot grabs one of the parachutes and jumps from the plane. The remaining passengers see that there is only one chute left, and quickly do the math.
The Englishman stands up, straightens his tie, says "God save the Queen!" and jumps from the plane.
The Frenchman, not wanting to b...
Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail.
They find three parachutes.
Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane saying, “The world needs a great person like me!”
Joe Biden grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane.
At this point, the Po...
What do women and engines have in common?
They both Suck, Squeeze, Bang, and Blow
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At the airport...
Passengers on a small commuter plane were waiting for the flight to leave. They were getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assured them that the pilots would be there soon. Finally, two men dressed in pilot uniforms walked up the aisle. Both wore dark glasses, one was using a seeing-e...
There was a blonde sitting next to a man on an airplane. About an hour into the flight, the pilot comes on and says over the intercom, "One of our four engines is out, we will be about 15 minutes late arriving."
About 30 minutes later, the pilot comes on the intercom again and says, "There is...
Stranded on an island
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we ...
Bono from U2 says he's given up on alternative search engines like Bing and will just use google from now on.
He still hasn't found what he's looking for
Why are fire engines red?
So they can sneak up on fires without being caught.
Why can't engines remain government leaders?
Once the first revolution begins there's always thousands more.
Ever wonder why fire engines are read?
Because newspapers are read too. Two plus Two is four. Four plus four is eight. Eight plus four is twelve. There are twelve inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ship. Ships sail in the sea. There are fish in the sea. Fish ...
Obama, Oprah, Trump and a little girl are on a plane. The engines fail...
... the pilots have already parachuted out the plane. The four mentioned are the only ones remaining on the plane. But there are only three parachutes.
Oprah quickly steps forward and says to the little girl; "I'm taking a parachute. I'll build a school for girls in your honour, it'll benefi...
Engines are like jokes.
They only work if the timing is right.