AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle

Oops, wrong sub.

TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat.

Woops, wrong sub.

TIL that during WWII 3 U.S. submarines sank due to friendly fire.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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Donald Trump was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy”. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a “tragedy”.

One little boy stood up and offered: “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs ove...

Why do police officers wear blue?

Because the black uniforms led to too much friendly fire.

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When Japan invaded China in World War II...

...imagine how many people died from friendly fire.

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