What did Putin say to NATO in response to being criticized for annexing parts of Ukraine?

'Oh, Crimea river.'

What's the difference between NATO and the bottom of my fridge?

NATO has more than just Turkey and Greece

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats

and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"...

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice.

Just thought of this.

The scene is West Germany, circa 1974

A BAOR^* captain goes into a brothel and wishes the madam a good evening, and asks "How much would you charge for the pleasure of my company?"

"One hundred and twenty-five Deutschmarks, if you please," she answers. The captain nods agreement, takes out his wallet and hands over a few notes,...

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