An American officer is overseeing a firing range. There a soldiers of all nationalities present. However, the officer takes particular interest in a young Australian soldier. Whilst his peers are firing at targets, he struggles to load his gun and then it jams. The officer whispers to his fellow Ame...
Why is NATO afraid of Russia?
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice.
Just thought of this.
A Bridge in the Desert
In 2006, the president of Poland met with former US President Bush at a meeting of NATO.
While there, the Polish president asked Bush for a favor. Looking to help an ally, Bush asked what he needed.
"Well, you see in Poland we are having a serious crisis of morale," he began. "You see...
The scene is West Germany, circa 1974
A BAOR^* captain goes into a brothel and wishes the madam a good evening, and asks "How much would you charge for the pleasure of my company?"
"One hundred and twenty-five Deutschmarks, if you please," she answers. The captain nods agreement, takes out his wallet and hands over a few notes,...
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Alerts to threats in Europe
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 194...
Thought I'd try writing bad monologue jokes today. Like Jay Leno bad.
Russia says it will begin patrolling with nuclear submarines again for the first time in 20 years. Nuclear subs that are 20 years old? I didn’t know Russia had Subway.
In Texas, a husband and wife are blaming one another for sending ricin-laced letters to public officials. As the saying goes,...