What did Putin say to NATO in response to being criticized for annexing parts of Ukraine?
'Oh, Crimea river.'
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"...
What's the difference between NATO and the bottom of my fridge?
NATO has more than just Turkey and Greece
Why is NATO afraid of Russia?
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice.
Just thought of this.
The scene is West Germany, circa 1974
A BAOR^* captain goes into a brothel and wishes the madam a good evening, and asks "How much would you charge for the pleasure of my company?"
"One hundred and twenty-five Deutschmarks, if you please," she answers. The captain nods agreement, takes out his wallet and hands over a few notes,...
Thought I'd try writing bad monologue jokes today. Like Jay Leno bad.
Russia says it will begin patrolling with nuclear submarines again for the first time in 20 years. Nuclear subs that are 20 years old? I didn’t know Russia had Subway.
In Texas, a husband and wife are blaming one another for sending ricin-laced letters to public officials. As the saying goes,...