Update: stop bragging about being employed, it's lowering morale /s
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How does an alcoholic keep up their morale?
With More ale
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In an attempt to boost morale, my office threw a 'Christmas in July' event today. I got to talking to my coworker from Beijing and asked him, "Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?" He confided in me...
"Because they make the toys."
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If Peter Parker's webs are made out of spider silk ,then what is Miles Morales webs made out of ?
Cotton.
PS: I am black , so yeah , don't fill my inbox.
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People used to be a lot more optimistic in the past, but things have taken quite a turn haven't they. The economy's uncertain, salaries are shrinking, jobs are dissipating. Morale is generally quite low nowadays.
If the elevator were invented today, it would be called the plunger.
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