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Flunk Jokes

My buddy just came to me all depressed and said “My son flunked the third grade, and I just don't know how to break it to him.”

So I said “well…probably better tell him pretty slowly, so the little dumbass will get it."

I once flunked out of executioner school.

I couldn't get the hang of it.

A beautiful female student was in danger of flunking her middle-aged male professor's course

It was near the end of the semester and she came to class in a short skirt and low-cut top. After the other students left the classroom she approached the prof.

"You know, I'd do *anything* to pass this class," she said flirtatiously.

The professor lowered his voice and looked down his...

Why do Mexican gang members usual flunk school?

Cause they don't turn in their essays.

Two scientists walk into a bar

“I’ll have H20” says the 1st.

“I’ll have H20, too” says the 2nd.

The bartender doesn’t have a clue what they want because he flunked out of high school, and started working at a bar.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

"The sky's the limit for you".

My Australian friend flunked 2 music classes, but said he'd only re-taken one.

I asked him, "so, which didgeridoo?"

What happens to a math major when he flunks out of school?

The aftermath

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My sister flunked her U.S. History test.

She thought LBJ was a Mexican blowjob.

I've recently taken a course on alarm clocks, but unfortunately I flunked it.

I overslept and missed the exam.

A kid is flunking a public school, so his parents move him to a private school

All the sudden inthe private school his grades skyrocket up to A's. Then one night at the dinner table his parents ask,
"Why were you doing so bad in a
public school, and when we switched you to a
private school you did good?" The kid says,
"because I knew they were serious about sch...

You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking?

He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle.

1600 out of 2000 high school seniors flunked their math exam in my city.

That's almost half!

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My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.

Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.

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They say the Principle of Least Action is the most fundamental thing in physics.

But when I tried it, I flunked my physics class.

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Discrimination

Three first-graders are flunking their class. The teacher calls them in and tells them: "I will ask you one question each, if you can answer it, you pass."

"Jim, how do you spell 'Cow'?"

"Jack, how do you spell 'Car'?"

"Muhammad, how do you spell 'Racial discrimination'?"

People tell me "Alcohol isn't a solution"

But why should I listen to someone who clearly flunked chemistry?

I once got a summer job to grade the county gravel roads.

I got fired when I started flunking all the roads for being too bumpy.

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On math exam

Professor is fed up with the group of his students. So on exam he decides to flunk some students.
The first student comes in.
P: You’re driving a car. You feel really hot, what do you do?
S: I shall pull down a window
P: at what speed does the air come from outside inside the car?
The...

My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago. He comes to me this summer and he goes...

"Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell him he will be held back a year."

I was like, "I guess you better tell him slowly so that he will get it."

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My grandma's favorite joke...

Little Jimmy was visiting his grandma...

He came into the room and asked, "Grandma, how old are you and how much do you weigh?"

Grandma replied, "Jimmy, that's not an appropriate question to ask a little old lady."

"Okay...sorry" Jimmy replied.

Jimmy left the room, and ...

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An original math feghoot.

There are enough people in the world now who require catheters for medical reasons for the devices to have become the targets of fetishes. At least some of these catheter fetishists are also practitioners of free love, and it's not unusual for them to get together with (relatively) large numbers of...

One day co-workers Alice and Bob were talking over the water cooler. Soon the conversation turned to Alice's husband Walter and his plans for the future.

"He's up for a promotion, but he's kinda screwed. He'd be moving up from the mail room to a position with some management responsibilities, but he never actually graduated college and that's usually a requirement. They like him though, so there's just one course he has to take and get a good grade i...

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