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Cheaters Jokes

What do cheaters do after they die?

They lie still

Cheaters

The wife visits her husband in prison:

-- You know, dear, I must confess to you. While you were here, I cheated on you.

-- You know, darling ... me too ...

-- It happened to me by accident. I didn't want to...

-- You know how much I didn't want to!

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Afterlife for IRS Cheaters

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.

A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideo...

My girlfriend keeps accusing me of being a cheater

She's starting to sound like my wife

How many cheaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

You can't change the lightbulb, once a lightbulb always a lightbulb.

What do you call two cheaters dating?

An open relationship.

Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers.

And that's just the athletes.

A man calles his home line from his office

The maid picks up

Maid: "Hello, Sir, how can I help you?"

Guy: "Can you please give the phone to your madam?"

Maid:"Oh no sir, Madam is making love with Sir"

The man is confused at this point

Guy: "But the owner of the house is me. Does that mean she is cheating o...

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Talking Dog

A woman walks into the store and sees a flyer.

"Talking Dog Looking for a New Home. $10"

The woman thinks "this is interesting, I should go check it out."

So she goes to the address listed and asks to see the dog. The owner brings her to the back yard where a black Lab is sittin...

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Blonde Race

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all lifeguards. Each thought they were better swimmers than the others. So they decided to have a race down across the town lake. To make the race fair it was decided that everyone was to use the breaststroke.
The lake was huge so it took the redhead, obv...

Once there was a man named Al.

Once there was a man named Al. Al was happy in many ways. However, he soon took to cards for a bit of thrill in his life. He never cheated, despite his opponents doing so. Al decided he was happy.

In time, Al began to grow tired of playing with cheaters. He began to go to the pub every night,...

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