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Flunked Jokes

My buddy just came to me all depressed and said “My son flunked the third grade, and I just don't know how to break it to him.”

So I said “well…probably better tell him pretty slowly, so the little dumbass will get it."

I once flunked out of executioner school.

I couldn't get the hang of it.

I know a man who flunked tree doctor school...

He fainted at the sight of sap!

Two scientists walk into a bar

“I’ll have H20” says the 1st.

“I’ll have H20, too” says the 2nd.

The bartender doesn’t have a clue what they want because he flunked out of high school, and started working at a bar.

My Australian friend flunked 2 music classes, but said he'd only re-taken one.

I asked him, "so, which didgeridoo?"

I've recently taken a course on alarm clocks, but unfortunately I flunked it.

I overslept and missed the exam.

1600 out of 2000 high school seniors flunked their math exam in my city.

That's almost half!

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My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.

Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.

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They say the Principle of Least Action is the most fundamental thing in physics.

But when I tried it, I flunked my physics class.

People tell me "Alcohol isn't a solution"

But why should I listen to someone who clearly flunked chemistry?

My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago. He comes to me this summer and he goes...

"Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell him he will be held back a year."

I was like, "I guess you better tell him slowly so that he will get it."

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An original math feghoot.

There are enough people in the world now who require catheters for medical reasons for the devices to have become the targets of fetishes. At least some of these catheter fetishists are also practitioners of free love, and it's not unusual for them to get together with (relatively) large numbers of...

One day co-workers Alice and Bob were talking over the water cooler. Soon the conversation turned to Alice's husband Walter and his plans for the future.

"He's up for a promotion, but he's kinda screwed. He'd be moving up from the mail room to a position with some management responsibilities, but he never actually graduated college and that's usually a requirement. They like him though, so there's just one course he has to take and get a good grade i...

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