A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, so went to his father for advice.
"My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time. The boy's nervousness builds, but he then asks:
"Do you like potato pancakes?" "No," comes the answer, and the silence retu...
What is the distinction between nervousness, fear and panic?
Nervousness is when your wife is pregnant.
Fear is when your girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when they both are.
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Shame on you Skippy
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parent's house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli cass...