What is the distinction between nervousness, fear and panic?
Nervousness is when your wife is pregnant.
Fear is when your girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when they both are.
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream ...
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Tracy is invited to her new boyfriends house for dinner.
She is very nervous because this will be her first time meeting his family. She enters the house and meets the family, however she is still very uneasy about the whole experience. She really likes her new boyfriend and wants to make a great first impression.
They all sit at the table wh...