Did you hear about the Rabbi who got fired after a botched circumcision?
He got the sac.
My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole!!!
That sentence was way too long...
After I botched a surgery, the entire government is after me and I lost my job.
My Korea went south after that.
Did you hear about the surgeon who botched Kim Jong Un surgery?
Yeah, me neither.
I once tried to make a joke about a botched lethal injection...
...but the execution failed.
A surgeon was fired after a botched vasectomy.
Still got a severance package.
Did you hear about the doctor who botched a vasectomy?
He missed and got the sack
What did the Finnish surgeon say after he botched a surgery?
Please don’t Soumi.
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact lo...
My doctor apologized for the botched circumcision that left me impotent.
I told him no hard feelings.
A man DIES
He died tragically and unexpectedly in a botched robbery. Devastated, his wife Cindy mourned four several months, leaving the house only to pick up groceries that her doting mother leaves on her doorstep.
The only comfort to her grief was his cat, who is similarly distraught. After several mo...
I had botched eye surgery recently and now I can't stop making puns...
My jokes are cornea than ever
It's mayhem in the kitchen, and two chefs are at each other's throats over a botched order....
"I told you the manager wanted cod seasoned with parsley!" yelled the first chef, brandisihing a butcher's knife.
"Well I told you that he wanted mackerel seasoned with paprika!" yelled the other, grabbing a pan of hot oil.
At that point the manager walked in holding a plate, just as b...
I wish I were good at telling pizza jokes
But I always botch the DiGiorno
A swindler Passes by a bird in the stairwell of an appartment building
The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace sin...
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A baby was born with no eyes lids...
So the doctors decided to circumcise him and use the skin to craft new eyes lids.
They botched it though and he came out looking a bit cock-eyed.
This joke gets told EVERY Thanksgiving... Might as well (re)post it here. "How to cook a turkey"
"How to cook a turkey"
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Turkey Dinner Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Cup of Beer Step 6: Take 3 more whiske...