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A man is in a convenience store and sees a dog walk in holding a Bag.

The dog approaches the counter. Goes into the bag and pulls out a list and some money and hands (mouths?) it to the clerk.

The clerk starts filling in the bag with groceries. And leaves the change on the counter. The dog stares at the money, and then at the clerk and starts growling "Grrrrr"<...

$1000 Dollars Part 2

A woman is in the shower, and hears a ringing of the doorbell. Since her husband is not home she puts on a towel and goes to answer the doorbell. She finds her neighbor standing there. His expression shows he expected her husband, not a woman wearing only a towel, and he hesitates. A moment passes, ...

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