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I finally got to watch End Game, but this kid wouldn’t stop crying so I had to kick him out.

The rest of the plane ride was nice and quiet.
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Someone said I look like Thor from The Avengers

They have only seen The End Game
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What do you call people who change oil at the end of a race?

End game oilers
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My Favorite Christmas Joke

It was early December, and a posh hotel was hosting a chess convention. The convention had rented out the hotel's entire separable ballroom, and the first day had, thus far, gone smoothly, with all but the quater-, semi-, and ultimate final rounds decided in the tournament. The time came for a break...
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